BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 196
When: Saturday, July 29,
at 3:00pm!
Where: Lowe's Home
Improvement Parking Lot
3052
College Park Drive
The
Woodlands, TX 77384
Hares: Aryan Sisterhood
& Croc of Shit
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From
Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it runs into I-45, and exit
79A for TX-242 W/College Park Drive; you'll have the option to pay for the toll
bridge, or you can exit and just turn left for free. Take 242 west and the
shopping center is on your right behind the Wal-Mart and such. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES: Cum one cum all to the 1st Fagassi-Sisterhood Trail. This trail's
got it all, shiggy, water, and coeds!! It’s just like college if you went to a
swampy state school full of rednecks (go Aggies). Expect 4-5 miles of
everything North Woodlands has to offer. Any memories of similar trails can be
entirely blamed on Croc of Shit and we fired that guy.
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where
Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red
Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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