BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 206 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's BIRFDAY Trail!
When: Saturday,
December 16th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***
Where: CHI St. Luke's
Health
2255 E Mossy Oaks Rd, Spring, TX 77389
*Park away from the building in the parking
lot closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.*
Hares: Redneck Abortion
& Mud in My Crick
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road North to the Grand Parkway / TX-99 ramp/feeder - you don't need to
actually get on 99! Take it west (that's left), then turn right on Holzwarth
Road. Will be on your right. Park away from the building in the parking lot
closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.
Sidenote:
This is the BIRFDAY run for both Redneck
Abortion & Mud in My Crick. It's hard to imagine celebrating such a thing,
but alas, here we are. According to the hares (and their lies), you can expect
3-4 miles of mostly shiggy with at least one beer check. Give the hares, you
can also bet you are going to get dirty as much as possible in mud, water
crossings, or general yuckyness - so bring a change of clothes!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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