BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 219 - The 1st AИAL DILF Trail!
When: Saturday, June 16th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Jesse H. Jones Park & Nature Center
20634
Kenswick Drive
Humble,
TX 77338
Hares: Ivanna Hairy ButtChug & Indiana Bones
and the Temple of Poon
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen,
$$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM
HOUSTON: Take I-69 (yeah, said it) to FM 1960, then turn left onto 1st St
E/FM1960 Business W/Humble Westfield Rd. Go like 1.5-ish miles and turn right
onto Kenswick Drive. Go straight all the way until you go balls deep into the
park. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
Ladies
& Gentlemen, cum one cum all, to the 1st AИAL DILF Trail! That’s right,
unbeknownst to our hares, but knownst to us, this will be the first of many
DILF trails in the cumming years! So, what can you expect? According to the
lying hares, you can expect 3-4 miles of some solid shiggy, with at least one
beer check! Dog friendly, as long as they can swim. Same goes for virgins. This
is also Father’s Day weekend, so wear your best dad inspired gear and make us
proud! Tacky fannypack? Got it! Terrible dad joke shirt? Yup, in the bag! Dad
socks and plaid shirts? Yes, we all know Ivanna has those. So cum on out and
beat the heat with your monkey family and a bunch of DILFs. DILFs pay only $5
hashcash, wow, can you believe it?! One day only, you heard it here!
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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