BMH3 #309 – 11/27/2021: Gobble Deez Nuts

When:

Saturday, November 27, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Bier Check

Where:

Bear Branch Dog Park
5200 Research Forest Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381

https://maps.app.goo.gl/njUTQH9tC4NHcxSB6

Hares:

KatchUp

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
2PM Start, Don't be late! I haven't even scouted out trail so who knows how long or shiggytastic it will be. This trail is for all those that gorged themselves during Thanksgiving and want to shed some of that weight only to put it back on with beer. Starting Beer Check count is 22* so come enjoy some hopefully beautiful trail.

*BEER check will probably not exceed 2 checks

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-