BMH3 #311 – Dec. 25, 2021: Epic Fail helps you ditch the family on Christmas!

 

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-Twinkle Toes

 

 

 

BMH3 #311 – Dec. 25, 2021: Epic Fail helps you ditch the family on Christmas!

When:

Saturday, December 25th Christmas Day, 2021
• Do it yourself trail - 10AM - 2PM
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Unmanned Beer Check stashed in the woods,maybe, if you're lucky

Where:

30.044606400657354, -95.40361700014734
Cypress Creek Park at Timberlane
1906 Naplechase Crest Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://goo.gl/maps/4ZfBTeV55ZF5cmAw8

Hares:

Epic Fail

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

It was so annoying.  Two weeks ago talk to my mom.  We are eating dinner around 5 right?  She's like yeah...then this week "oh we are doing lunch", so now you get a dead lay, and an absentee hare!
Trail will be 4 to 5 miles, shiggy of varying intensity.
I'll put a picture of how to find Chalk talk but it will be standard marks
Hashing dog friendly
I might hide a beer check, but don't expect it.

From Mismanagement:

If you didn't know there's currently a hash covid outbreak happening, multiple positives coming out of a hash event in the Houston area!  If you have been exposed, or aren't feeling 100%, please opt for the do it yourself trail option. We strongly recommend everyone TEST themselves before showing up with the main pack.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! seriously, 80+degrees, on christmas, HYDRATE.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

Well FUCK, Houston area Hash Covid outbreak, and cases are going up in general, looks like we're bringing back the Do it Yourself trail option!  If you've been exposed, or aren't feeling great, or have low risk tolerance, do it yourself!  We strongly recommend everyone test before coming to the main pack start.


•Do It Yourself option will be in effect, use it to avoid exposing others, or to avoid being exposed to others.
•Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

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BMH3 #310 – Dec 11, 2021: Twinkle Toes and Outside Cat Present Monkeys in Santa hats Kickoff to the Houston Area 10 Days of Hashmas!

When:

Saturday, December 11th, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Montgomery County Nature Preserve Trailhead - 1045 Pruitt Rd
30.11184062286182, -95.45207683086635
https://goo.gl/maps/L7ojjXK9WFxajgUK8

Hares:

Twinkle Toes and Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

This is it! The moment you've been waiting for!  DAY ONE of the TEN DAYS OF HASHMAS!!!!! Thats right Monkeys! TEN days of Hashing IN A ROW!!!  So grab your santa hat and get festive!  The hares will have a wonderfully shiggy trail of moderate distance, come get your hash on, and you'll even still be able to make your friends holiday party!

Bring:

A SANTA HAT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

2023 HARE SIGNUPS!

  

 

HEY HASHERS, WE NEED HARES!!!!

We're opening up 2023 trails, so check out the spreadsheet linked below and sign up to Hare! First CUM first served! Call dibs on those birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations ASAP! Never laid a Brass Monkey H3 trail? The rules are simple! You MUST have shiggy You MUST have at least one beer check, for which you are responsible for supplying the beer/slut juice/alcohol-of-some-kind. Don’t lay a trail on the side of a busy road like an asshole. Don’t lay a trail that has to swim across a mile-wide crossing like an asshole. Not sure you want to do it yourself? Ask for a co-hare! If you haven't hared in a while, or ever, now is your chance for redemption! Show us what you got! Questions, Comments? ON-ON -=Twinkle Toes=-

8=======HOW TO SIGN UP=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~

1:Open our Google spreadsheet 2023 Brass Monkey Hares 2: Peruse the Red dates(note the little corner markers indicating someone else has already commented and asked for a date) 3: Right click(or long press if on a phone) the Hare Cell for the Date you're interested in, and press Comment 4: Write your hash name,Run Title, and a non-facebook contact method, then press "comment" 5: Have a beer (or six) and wait for me to mark your date as taken, and fill in the details to make it "official" 6: Put your trail on your own calendar, and set a reminder a month out so you don't forget that shit. 7: Hare your trails