BMH3 #311 – Dec. 25, 2021: Epic Fail helps you ditch the family on Christmas!

 

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BMH3 #311 – Dec. 25, 2021: Epic Fail helps you ditch the family on Christmas!

When:

Saturday, December 25th Christmas Day, 2021
• Do it yourself trail - 10AM - 2PM
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Unmanned Beer Check stashed in the woods,maybe, if you're lucky

Where:

30.044606400657354, -95.40361700014734
Cypress Creek Park at Timberlane
1906 Naplechase Crest Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://goo.gl/maps/4ZfBTeV55ZF5cmAw8

Hares:

Epic Fail

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

It was so annoying.  Two weeks ago talk to my mom.  We are eating dinner around 5 right?  She's like yeah...then this week "oh we are doing lunch", so now you get a dead lay, and an absentee hare!
Trail will be 4 to 5 miles, shiggy of varying intensity.
I'll put a picture of how to find Chalk talk but it will be standard marks
Hashing dog friendly
I might hide a beer check, but don't expect it.

From Mismanagement:

If you didn't know there's currently a hash covid outbreak happening, multiple positives coming out of a hash event in the Houston area!  If you have been exposed, or aren't feeling 100%, please opt for the do it yourself trail option. We strongly recommend everyone TEST themselves before showing up with the main pack.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! seriously, 80+degrees, on christmas, HYDRATE.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

Well FUCK, Houston area Hash Covid outbreak, and cases are going up in general, looks like we're bringing back the Do it Yourself trail option!  If you've been exposed, or aren't feeling great, or have low risk tolerance, do it yourself!  We strongly recommend everyone test before coming to the main pack start.


•Do It Yourself option will be in effect, use it to avoid exposing others, or to avoid being exposed to others.
•Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



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