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BMH3 #310 – Dec 11, 2021: Twinkle Toes and Outside Cat Present Monkeys in Santa hats Kickoff to the Houston Area 10 Days of Hashmas!

When:

Saturday, December 11th, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Montgomery County Nature Preserve Trailhead - 1045 Pruitt Rd
30.11184062286182, -95.45207683086635
https://goo.gl/maps/L7ojjXK9WFxajgUK8

Hares:

Twinkle Toes and Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

This is it! The moment you've been waiting for!  DAY ONE of the TEN DAYS OF HASHMAS!!!!! Thats right Monkeys! TEN days of Hashing IN A ROW!!!  So grab your santa hat and get festive!  The hares will have a wonderfully shiggy trail of moderate distance, come get your hash on, and you'll even still be able to make your friends holiday party!

Bring:

A SANTA HAT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





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