BMH3 #317 – March 19,2022: Green Dress Run with H4!!!!

When:

Saturday, March 19th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Divine Mercy Retreat center
Read the D’erections, Seriously. If you just put the name into a mapping app, you will get lost.

Hares:

Horsefli DriveBi and Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

GRAB YOUR GREEN DRESSES, IT'S the GREEN DRESS RUN!!!!
We are teaming up with the Houston Hash to celebrate St Paddys day!
Trail will be at the location of the H4 Spring campout!
We HIGHLY recommend you rego for the H4 campout, and party your face off ALL WEEKEND LONG.(See campout info below)

If camping isn't your jam, you can attend the run for normal $5 hash cash.

****BUT YOU MUST LEAVE PROMPTLY AFTER CIRCLE**** while the rest of us party our faces off, all night long!

FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 4-6 miles a mix of deep/runable shiggy,and maybe a touch of pavement.
There will be a manned beercheck/bail point, definite potential for special st paddy's day drinks!
Also note the later 3PM start time!


CAMPOUT INFO:
H4 campout facebook event: https://fb.me/e/1NCQMJtat
H4 campout calendar link: https://www.google.com/calendar/event?eid=MzJmN3VqbWplN2NjZWV1dTI4cnN2YzBhZHYgaGFzaHZvaWNlQG0&ctz=GMT-05:00
Direct link to the campout Rego Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdEeVLsuyPKihPcoDTvZ5xb1YvigBwOj58YG8PfI51yGQnpUw/viewform?fbclid=IwAR1P6AGYEUS2Gk2iars81B6-CGcsMNbEUPBfFc6WbFNe8728PnrfMx75A6o


Bring:

WATER, IT'S WARMING UP!

Bright colored clothes because national forest and hunting.

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.  

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. 

If you're camping, camping gear!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

Go to here:
30.515911846992669, -95.21664876903969
https://goo.gl/maps/wjY48Lxmd6MR2Fqk9

Then, follow these instructions from the property owners:
"STAY ON THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD AT ALL TIMES. DRIVE TO BASE CAMP WHICH IS ABOUT 1 MILE DOWN THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD.
The MAIN gravel road will gently wind through the forest. Then, take a sharp LEFT over the ravine and next, an immediate RIGHT.
KEEP GOING (driving past the neighbors’ property) and you’ll see our directional sign pointing you to the 2nd gate.
Drive through the 2nd gate with another 8’ tall Divine Mercy Image.
Travel on the Main gravel road to take you directly to Base Camp, RV Sites and Parking area."
Directions from property owner: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xXJoHSKuI3Qz59If4hINJcO0EFyS2wGm/view?usp=sharing
Basically follow the 8' Tall Jesus signs. **chuckles** what could go wrong.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-