BMH3 #316 - 03/05/2022: Womb Raiders Birthday Trail!

When:

Saturday, March 5th
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

Spring Creek Greenway **There are several of these, pay attention to which one!**
Dead End, South End of Glen Loch Road,
Approximate Address is: 23915 Glen Loch Dr Spring, TX
https://goo.gl/maps/D6tisHCZYSAh1FPG6
30.11353537952869, -95.48916886828769

Hares:

WOMB RAIDER

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In honor of my finally being middle aged even by Betty White standards cum out and enjoy some beautiful weather, good beer and a trail. I have no idea what kind of trail but it will be good!?! Expect somewhere between 3-5 miles. Truthishly unless I get lost closer to 3 than 5. I am 50 now and senility is kicking in so it could happen. Expect shiggy, water crossings and thorns.
Thanks guys!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS starting to warm up!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-