BMH3 #320 – 04/30/2022: Save a Horse, Ride a Moles Birthday Trail!

When:

Saturday, April 30th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Bier Check

Where:

Massage Envy parking lot
10807 Kuykendahl Rd Suite 400, Spring, TX 77382
30.17842441631669, -95.53848336450969
https://goo.gl/maps/E2jK9g7kME3GGutTA

Hare:

Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In the parking lot of the Massage Envy. Trail will be a bit over 4 miles, 95% shiggy. Well shaded, many water crossings. 1 bier check with water check. Hounds will need sunscreen and bug spray.
Oh, and trail is A to B

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-