BMH3 #331    Homoglobins    New Fiscal Year trail!

When:

Saturday, October 1st
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Crafty Beer Check

Where:

Dead end of Denali Wilderness Pkwy, Conroe, TX 77384
30.267654976151669, -95.51821873072769
https://goo.gl/maps/jAmtjpQicem3XBSK8

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Go down the gravel-ish road, pay attention fuckers! There are some potholes but my low slung car made it so you can to. Trail is three miles or so, light water crossings.
Crafty beer check.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #330 – 09/17/22: Sixth Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

When:

Saturday, September 17th
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Nest

Where:

George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails
30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169
https://goo.gl/maps/vvjW5Bgm3gJiJDpA7

Hares:

Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It is time once again to preen your feathers and join your Flock leaders for the 6th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with Beautiful Birds, BEER, WATER so you don’t die, a drunk worm and snacks. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. Delicious hot food will be provided once all our little birdies return to the Nest. Wear your best feathers!!! Your inner Avian wants it so bad!!! Don’t make it sad by missing FLOCK YOU!!!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-