BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

When: 

Saturday, October Eleventh, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check at the nest!

Where: 

George Mitchell Nature Preserve Trailhead
At the end of Dr. Anne Snyder Drive, Tomball, TX 77375
30.148804903426369, -95.56331864323169
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DFpkcqnEXhmZkhiP8

Hares: 

The  Flock – Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, Outside Cat, Mouth Organ, Avian Sisterhood and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Birdies and Monkeys that identify as Birds it’s that glorious time a year when the Flock lays 3 beautiful trails for you full of thorns, shiggy and water! There will be the Bluebird (blue), Dove (white) and Robin (orange) trails, each 2-3 miles long, ending in the safety of the Nest. The Nest will be filled with beautiful Birds and a Chicken, delicious beers and avian themed snacks. Compete to replenish your little ducky supply and win “fun prizes” at circle! Wear your favorite bird attire! Hot bird food will be provided. Don’t forget your waterfowl suits and drinks for pool on-after.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #383 – 9/28/2024: 8th Annual FLOCK YOU!

 

 

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 BMH3 #383 – 9/28/2024: 8th Annual FLOCK YOU!

When:

Saturday, September TwentyFourth, TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Spring Creek Nature trail
Dead End of Glen Loch Dr
https://maps.app.goo.gl/e1JyMeXagWSCCr3JA
30.113658605646269, -95.48915437527969

Hares:

Womb Raider and the Flock

Sidenote:

Note the early start!!!

FROM THE HARES:
The Birds are flying again! Join the Flock for 3 loops (6ish miles total) of shiggy, thorns and water crossing. There will be rubber duckies. There will be “bird” food and drinks. There will be a Nest full of beautiful birds and maybe a Chicken. There will be Flabongos. There is the possibility of an aquatic bird friendly on after. Bring your waterfowl suits just in case. Don’t forget to don your prettiest bird apparel!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

A Swimsuit, towel, and drinks for the on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

 

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BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

When:
Saturday, September Thirtieth, Year of our bird TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Nest

Where:
George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZUAJgEtVSxqgDXf29
30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169
Parking can be limited here, carpool if possible!

Hares:
Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
It is my favorite time of year again!!! 

(NO ☹, it isn’t Pumpkin Spice latte time at Starbucks. 

NO ☹, it’s not H4 picnic time.) 

 

YES! YES! YES! It’s time for the 7th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! 

Your favorite birds have flocked together once more to bring you an afternoon filled with tasty alcoholic beverages, bird themed snacks, hot food and miles and miles of glorious Shiggy. Who knows maybe we will find that car again so Katch Up can recreate his solo photo shoot !?!  

There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with all the goodies and your fearless flock leaders. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. You don’t want to miss your chance to make questionable decisions dressed like a Bird!!!


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY it's not winter yet!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like birdfeeding, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #330 – 09/17/22: Sixth Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

When:

Saturday, September 17th
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Nest

Where:

George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails
30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169
https://goo.gl/maps/vvjW5Bgm3gJiJDpA7

Hares:

Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It is time once again to preen your feathers and join your Flock leaders for the 6th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with Beautiful Birds, BEER, WATER so you don’t die, a drunk worm and snacks. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. Delicious hot food will be provided once all our little birdies return to the Nest. Wear your best feathers!!! Your inner Avian wants it so bad!!! Don’t make it sad by missing FLOCK YOU!!!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

BMH3 #304 – 9/18/2021:FIFTH ANAL FLOCK YOU, hared by The Flock

When:

Saturday, September 18, 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

30.093421547147869 -95.40576854457369
1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386
(***NOT Spring Creek Greenway Nature Center)

Hares:

Dumbsterbaitor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, Outside Cat, Mouth Organ, and Womb Raider

Sidenote: 

HEY KNUCKLEHEAD, DO NOT GO TO THE SPRING CREEK GREENWAY NATURE CENTER!

FROM THE HARES:

 It is that glorious time of year when beautiful Birds swoop down and take over the hash!!!! Don’t miss your chance to show your feathers! All your favorite Birds (except one Special Bird that has migrated to some damn island… WE MISS YOU Red Light!) have flocked together to bring you another hash filled with avian themed bad decisions. There will be 3 trails of about 2 miles each to enjoy: the Canary (yellow marks), Bluebird (blue marks) and Dove (white marks). There will be Shiggy complete with thorns and water crossings. Experienced hash pup friendly. Trails will start and end at the Nest filled with the Flock, delicious beverages and snacks. Fly away from the Nest as few or as many times as you like. For circle we will be providing some hot food for you birds to cannibalize. Outside Cat will also be bringing back her infamous owl shaped Jello shot mold.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-