BMH3 #347 – 5/13/23: The 10th Analversary of the MILF Trail!

When:

Saturday, May 13th, at 2:00pm!

• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

***George Mitchell Preserve / Rob Flemming Park***

30.1441310, -95.5114326

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jr7LKgMxautj1ycw7

Hares:

The Land of MILF & Honey and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Celebrate all MILFs and MILFs-to-be at the 10th analversary of the Brass Monkey MILF trail! Yes, in true mama monkey style, you will get into the shiggy and possible water crossings. You will be pampered with some chick pleasing foods at the end...along with the various orange colored food products too. There will be Brass Monkeys and mimosas. Yes! There will be the famous vagina cupcakes. For this special trail, there is a patch too. Cum out and play before you need to be really nice to your mamas the next day!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. If you end up at the Spring Creek Greenway nature center, you went to the wrong side of Riley Fuzzle, flip a bitch, cross Riley Fuzzle, and drive down to the creepy dead end.


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