BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need hares for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFourth, Twothousand and Twentythree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Creepy dead end of Red Oak Dr. approximately: 19603 Red Oak Dr, Houston, TX 77090
https://goo.gl/maps/ULPvexq6zVRau9Vq8
30.03316564259569, -95.45546468240269

Hares:

Outside Cat
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Outside Cat promises a wonderful trail that will be shady, wet, and truly close to 3 miles. (not an IVANNA "3" mile trail).
The mosquitos are bad, so bring bug spray!  It's also the 350th monkey trail, so the chances of special treats at circle is much higher than normal.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!, no seriously, bring water to drink on trail, we don't need anyone dieing on us.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Butt Chugs

  

🚨🚨🚨 We need Summertime hares! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #349 – 6/10/2023: Indiana Bones and the Hairy Butt Chug

When: NOTE THE TIME CHANGE

Saturday, June 10th 2023
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

EAST of sharpening your tip(Ace Hardware) and NORTH of strengthening your... tool?(24hr Fitness)

Sadly there is no name for this location so if you need help please call Spork.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xjetFcV6kUFA7cip7?g_st=i

30.17656071952146, -95.53466809466572

Hares:

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Butt Chug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Look who’s back, Indiana Bones!!!  She has decided that it is time to get back to hashing (not by car but by "KneeRover").  She has thought up a great return trail. Lots of shiggy, lots of shade and lots of moist V shaped areas.  Trail is about 4 miles long, give or take a tire rotation of the "KneeRover", several water crossings and a few bugs to make it worth your while. As always, Ivanna is involved so expect Ivanna type shiggy, meaning wear your shiggy socks!! At least one beer check maybe more.

Use keyword "KatchUp" for a 10% discount on your very own KneeRover. Please place all calls for the discounted price to (832) 372-5133

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Bug Spray!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-