BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need hares for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFourth, Twothousand and Twentythree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Creepy dead end of Red Oak Dr. approximately: 19603 Red Oak Dr, Houston, TX 77090
https://goo.gl/maps/ULPvexq6zVRau9Vq8
30.03316564259569, -95.45546468240269

Hares:

Outside Cat
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Outside Cat promises a wonderful trail that will be shady, wet, and truly close to 3 miles. (not an IVANNA "3" mile trail).
The mosquitos are bad, so bring bug spray!  It's also the 350th monkey trail, so the chances of special treats at circle is much higher than normal.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!, no seriously, bring water to drink on trail, we don't need anyone dieing on us.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-