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BMH3 #349 – 6/10/2023: Indiana Bones and the Hairy Butt Chug
When: NOTE THE TIME CHANGE
Saturday, June 10th 2023• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
Where:
EAST of sharpening your tip(Ace Hardware) and NORTH of strengthening your... tool?(24hr Fitness)
Sadly there is no name for this location so if you need help please call Spork.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xjetFcV6kUFA7cip7?g_st=i30.17656071952146, -95.53466809466572
Look who’s back, Indiana Bones!!! She has decided that it is time to get back to hashing (not by car but by "KneeRover"). She has thought up a great return trail. Lots of shiggy, lots of shade and lots of moist V shaped areas. Trail is about 4 miles long, give or take a tire rotation of the "KneeRover", several water crossings and a few bugs to make it worth your while. As always, Ivanna is involved so expect Ivanna type shiggy, meaning wear your shiggy socks!! At least one beer check maybe more.
Use keyword "KatchUp" for a 10% discount on your very own KneeRover. Please place all calls for the discounted price to (832) 372-5133
Bug Spray!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-
Hares:
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Butt ChugSidenote:
FROM THE HARES:Look who’s back, Indiana Bones!!! She has decided that it is time to get back to hashing (not by car but by "KneeRover"). She has thought up a great return trail. Lots of shiggy, lots of shade and lots of moist V shaped areas. Trail is about 4 miles long, give or take a tire rotation of the "KneeRover", several water crossings and a few bugs to make it worth your while. As always, Ivanna is involved so expect Ivanna type shiggy, meaning wear your shiggy socks!! At least one beer check maybe more.
Use keyword "KatchUp" for a 10% discount on your very own KneeRover. Please place all calls for the discounted price to (832) 372-5133
Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!Bug Spray!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-
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