BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

When:
Saturday, September Thirtieth, Year of our bird TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Nest

Where:
George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZUAJgEtVSxqgDXf29
30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169
Parking can be limited here, carpool if possible!

Hares:
Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
It is my favorite time of year again!!! 

(NO ☹, it isn’t Pumpkin Spice latte time at Starbucks. 

NO ☹, it’s not H4 picnic time.) 

 

YES! YES! YES! It’s time for the 7th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! 

Your favorite birds have flocked together once more to bring you an afternoon filled with tasty alcoholic beverages, bird themed snacks, hot food and miles and miles of glorious Shiggy. Who knows maybe we will find that car again so Katch Up can recreate his solo photo shoot !?!  

There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with all the goodies and your fearless flock leaders. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. You don’t want to miss your chance to make questionable decisions dressed like a Bird!!!


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY it's not winter yet!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like birdfeeding, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

 

BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We have an opening for a Halloween (almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

When:

• Saturday, September 16, 2023
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Sk8Town The Woodlands (It's Permanently Closed)

846 Rayford Road, Spring, TX 77386

4HGC+J4 Spring, Texas

30.126775, -95.429304

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ikdueavz8ccsztDf9

Hares:

Cocktor Spork and 

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
WE'RE BACCCCCCCCK.  That's right, by (un)popular demand, Cocktor Spork and Indiana Bones are laying their ANAL Birfday Trail for your hashing pleasure and misfortune!  You can expect shitty September weather (it says it will only be in the low 90ºs, we shall see), shiggy, shade, and of course some water crossings.  There will be one manned beer check, and an A-Prime trail ending.  As much as I'd love doing circle in an abandoned skate rink parking lot and be all emo, there's no shade.  Make sure to hydrate and be responsible and shit, once we're done laying we'll be pretty checked out so don't expect too much from us.  Oh, also, there has been rain every trail we've ever laid together, so probably expect that, too.  Hope you see you there!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.  Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
Fucking Google that shit, we gave you all the info.  Lazy bastard. 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? 

Sorry, can't hear you. 

(P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork