BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

 

BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

 

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BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!

When:

• Saturday, September 16, 2023
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Sk8Town The Woodlands (It's Permanently Closed)

846 Rayford Road, Spring, TX 77386

4HGC+J4 Spring, Texas

30.126775, -95.429304

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ikdueavz8ccsztDf9

Hares:

Cocktor Spork and 

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
WE'RE BACCCCCCCCK.  That's right, by (un)popular demand, Cocktor Spork and Indiana Bones are laying their ANAL Birfday Trail for your hashing pleasure and misfortune!  You can expect shitty September weather (it says it will only be in the low 90ºs, we shall see), shiggy, shade, and of course some water crossings.  There will be one manned beer check, and an A-Prime trail ending.  As much as I'd love doing circle in an abandoned skate rink parking lot and be all emo, there's no shade.  Make sure to hydrate and be responsible and shit, once we're done laying we'll be pretty checked out so don't expect too much from us.  Oh, also, there has been rain every trail we've ever laid together, so probably expect that, too.  Hope you see you there!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.  Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
Fucking Google that shit, we gave you all the info.  Lazy bastard. 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? 

Sorry, can't hear you. 

(P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork