Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 

 When: 

Friday December 15th!!! at 7pm!

 Where:

The Buttchug Bones house. 

 86 Sunlit Grove st, 77382

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xtBk4joTTj13eAEz6

30.212700668152569, -95.52372287554469

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HOSTS: 

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party at the Buttchug/Bones house. 

Start time is 7pm. Food will be provided so please RSVP! BYOB on beverages.

There will be a white elephant gift(~$15) exchange so bring a wrapped gift(~$15) for anyone who wants to participate…could be funny, naughty, useful, plain stupid, or just $15! Be clever!

There will be a cookie exchange so bring a batch of your favorites and a container and everyone goes home with a good variety of cookies for the holidays!

Hot tub will be hot, weather permitting the pool will be warm too! No need to dress fancy, any ugly holiday sweater will do! Spork says he’s bringing naughty dreidel and a menorah to round out the holiday festivities.

We hope to see everyone there! On-on!

 

Bring:

Your Own Beverages

White Elephant gift(~$15)

Cookies for the cookie exchange

Swimsuit....maybe
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a holiday party on your own. 

 

 D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #361 – 11/25/2023: Womb Raider

 

****2024 Trail signups are now available!  SIGN UP NOW!
https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html

BMH3 #361 – 11/25/2023: Womb Raider

When:

Saturday, November TwentyFifth, TwoThousand and TwentyThree

• Main Pack 12PM NOON show, 12:30PM Go

• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

**George Mitchell Preserve /Creekside Park** Gravel Parking lot on the North Side of the road
AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive, Spring, TX 77389
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vnq8cogvX5H9XcfRA
30.144227420860369, -95.51140354002669

Hares:

Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
GOBBLE! GOBBLE!! GObBLE!!! Turkeys err Monkeys ATTENTION!!!! EARLY START 12pm!!!!! Did you eat an appropriately gluttonous amount of Thanksgiving food and need to run some of it off? Do you still have a hangover from drinking to excess to ease the pain of mandatory family time and need hash therapy? Maybe you just miss us. I got you. Trail is somewhere between a Katchup beer mile loop and 4 miles. Expect the usual thorns, shiggy, and probably water crossings unless the hare is too cold. There will be one manned beer check with fall appropriate beers and maybe some tasty baked goods for circle if I don’t get lazy.

Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

2025 HARE SIGNUPS!!!!!

We've opened up 2025 trails, so check out the spreadsheet linked below and sign up to Hare!

First CUM first served! Call dibs on those birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations ASAP!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit?usp=sharing

Never laid a Brass Monkey H3 trail? The rules are simple!
You MUST have shiggy
You MUST have at least one beer check, for which you are responsible for supplying the beer/slut juice/alcohol-of-some-kind.
Don’t lay a trail on the side of a busy road like an asshole.
Don’t lay a trail that has to swim across a mile-wide crossing like an asshole.
Not sure you want to do it yourself? Ask for a co-hare!
If you haven't hared in a while, or ever, now is your chance for redemption! Show us what you got!
Questions, Comments?
ON-ON
-=Twinkle Toes=-

8=======HOW TO SIGN UP=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~
1: Open our Google spreadsheet 2023 Brass Monkey Hares
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit?usp=sharing
2: Peruse the Red dates(note the little corner markers indicating someone else has already commented and asked for a date)
3: Right click(or long press if on a phone) the Hare Cell for the Date you're interested in, and press Comment
4: Write your hash name,Run Title, and a non-facebook contact method, then press "comment"
5: Have a beer (or six) and wait for me to mark your date as taken, and fill in the details to make it "official"
6: Put your trail on your own calendar, and set a reminder a month out so you don't forget that shit.
7: Hare your trails

BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!

 

 

 

🚨🚨🚨 We Need a Hare for 11/25! The hash doesn't work without volunteers!  To sign up to hare Follow this link! 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!

When:

Saturday, November Eleventh TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Burroughs Park Pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 and drive aaaaallll the way back to the pavilion
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RjGkHxssKb5z7P5r9
30.13815577641269, -95.57559286691169

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3.5 miles ish
First 10 veterans; Homoglobin will pay that hash cash.  Nothing else fancy! Just like the military

Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-