BMH3 #364 – 01/06/2024 - Up Chupped the Monkey from the coconut grove

   

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BMH3 #364 – 01/06/2024 - Up Chupped the Monkeys from the coconut grove

 When: 

Saturday, January Sixth, Two Thousand and Twenty Four

• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30pm GO

• TWO Manned Beer Checks

 Where:

23110 Fox Hunt Dr, Spring, TX 77389

30.101133,-95.489442

Hares:

KatchUp

Sidenote:

 FROM THE HARES:

I know everyone's thinking it: new year, new me, right? Screw that! Let's keep being our fabulous mess of selves and start the new year off with a trail that scratches that itchy taint. This years first BMH3 trail was clocked in at 5.25 miles but I am sure the racists will probably end up shaving it down to 2 miles. The trail is dog friendly and there will be dos cerveza cheques supplied with HOT CIDER(make it yourself)

0n-0n bitches!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

KatchUp

 

The Brass Monkey Hash runs on the north side of town every other Saturday. For more information, see http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/.

 BMH3 #363 – 12/23/2023 - The Second Ever Moon Over Monkies (MOM ™️ ®️ ©️) Trail!!! 

 When: 

Saturday, December Twenty Third, Two Thousand and Twenty Three

• Main Pack 7PM show, Live Hares 7:15pm GO

• ONE Manned Beer Check

 Where:

3383 S Panther Creek Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381

(30.1546982, -95.4979049)

This is the front by the pool. Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider

 

Hares:

Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

 TRAIL STARTS AT SEVEN FUCKING PM

FROM THE (H)AIRS:

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, that time of year is upon us. That's right, we've run out of hares so Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider are left holding the bag to lay you bastards a trail. Since it is 12/23, we figure all kinds of people will be invited to family shit for some holiday, so we think it appropriate to give you all an out by throwing a hash! Not just any hash, but only the SECOND EVER Moon Over Monkies Hash. (MOM Hash ™️ ®️ ©️) 

You can expect a nighttime trail looking at all the muggle Xmas lights, while dodging all the cars of those crazy assholes trying to give their kids some fucking core memory of driving around and looking at other people's hard work. You should probably wear, like, bright colors and shit. This will be a live laid trail with some urban (to look at the damn lights, all holy and shit), and some shiggy, to fuck with people in the dark. Expect 3ish miles with one beer check and the need for a fucking headlight. Like, it's gonna be 7pm, wear a fucking headlight. Bring a friend, bring your mom, and bring a sweater for circle so you don't freeze your ass off. 

7pm show, 7:15pm hares go, then you assholes go after. You won't want to miss it. It's gonna be "great". 

0n-0n bitches!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork 

 

(Updated by Cocktor Spork - 12/20/2023)

 

The Brass Monkey Hash runs on the north side of town every other Saturday. For more information, see http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/.

BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!

TRAIL STARTS AT NOON!!!!!!!!
 

 

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BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!

When:

Saturday, December Ninth, TwoThousand and Twenty Three
• Main Pack 12PM show, 12:30PM Go
• TWO Manned Beer Checks

Where:

8069 Volta Drive, Humble   
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UBW9oA5nNFtQQit49
29.995812270411569, -95.30333820674669

Hare:

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote: TRAIL STARTS AT NOON

FROM THE (H)AIRS:
Instead of wasting precious time coming up with monkey aviation puns for a trail description, your hare spent his time on the ground planning an awesome trail around Bush Intercontinental.  Peak fall foliage is finally arriving in Houston, so you will be treated to lovely leaves as you hash over the hills and through the woods surrounding the airport.  You'll probably get two beer checks and some planespotting.  There are lots of deer around, and shiggy, and traffic, so I'd advise leaving dogs at home.
Bring $5 and virgins AT NOON

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-