BMH3 #363 – 12/23/2023 - The Second Ever Moon Over Monkies (MOM ™️ ®️ ©️) Trail!!! 

 When: 

Saturday, December Twenty Third, Two Thousand and Twenty Three

• Main Pack 7PM show, Live Hares 7:15pm GO

• ONE Manned Beer Check

 Where:

3383 S Panther Creek Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381

(30.1546982, -95.4979049)

This is the front by the pool. Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider

 

Hares:

Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

 TRAIL STARTS AT SEVEN FUCKING PM

FROM THE (H)AIRS:

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, that time of year is upon us. That's right, we've run out of hares so Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider are left holding the bag to lay you bastards a trail. Since it is 12/23, we figure all kinds of people will be invited to family shit for some holiday, so we think it appropriate to give you all an out by throwing a hash! Not just any hash, but only the SECOND EVER Moon Over Monkies Hash. (MOM Hash ™️ ®️ ©️) 

You can expect a nighttime trail looking at all the muggle Xmas lights, while dodging all the cars of those crazy assholes trying to give their kids some fucking core memory of driving around and looking at other people's hard work. You should probably wear, like, bright colors and shit. This will be a live laid trail with some urban (to look at the damn lights, all holy and shit), and some shiggy, to fuck with people in the dark. Expect 3ish miles with one beer check and the need for a fucking headlight. Like, it's gonna be 7pm, wear a fucking headlight. Bring a friend, bring your mom, and bring a sweater for circle so you don't freeze your ass off. 

7pm show, 7:15pm hares go, then you assholes go after. You won't want to miss it. It's gonna be "great". 

0n-0n bitches!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork 

 

(Updated by Cocktor Spork - 12/20/2023)

 

The Brass Monkey Hash runs on the north side of town every other Saturday. For more information, see http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/.