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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Brass Monkey H3 #426 05/23/2026 Cockulator

 

 

 


 


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 Brass Monkey #426    05/23/2026    Cockulator


When: 

Saturday, May TwentyThird, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where: 

11710 Grant Rd, Cypress, TX 77429
29.974525520950269, -95.59922668336669

 

Hares: 

Cockulator


Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:This should be about 4 miles with one beer check. We’ll have to see how the weather holds up but I’ll get you wet one way or another. This is expected to be A-B. The drive from start isn’t far but idk if that matters


Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

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