The "There
will probably be a Galveston Campout scheduled to conflict with this Brass
Monkey trail since Where Do You Get Off is haring" trail!
When: Saturday, May 24th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Intersection of Hamblen Rd and Loop 494 Kingwood, TX 77339
Approx: (30.031167, -95.255831)
Hares: Where Do You Get Off?, Ramrod, and possibly one more mystery hare.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: D'erections,
From the woodlands:
Take the 45 South to 1960 east to highway 59. Take 59 north and exit onto loop 494. Take 494 across the Bevil Jarrell Memorial Bridge and turn right on to Hamblen Road--immediately turn right again on to an unmarked paved road which leads to a parking lot under the bridge next to the river. If you did it right you will be parked under the bridge and on the north side of the river.
Sidenote: FROM THE HAREs: Cum one, cum all to the "There will probably be a Galveston Campout scheduled to conflict with this Brass Monkey trail since GetOff is haring" trail!
Expect shiggy, expect boobs, expect boobs with shiggy on them, and an awesome Memorial Day ending with food, beer, and all things summer.
Bring hash cash, mosquito spray, bathing suits (or birthday suits--I am talking to you Ms. Texas Nude), thirst for beer,a petite for fun (autocorrect fail--this should say appetite but if you bring a fun petite we can all have our way with you get bonus points which can be redeemed at the next BrassMonkey trail), and whatever is left of your decency from IronHash.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
When: Saturday, May 24th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Intersection of Hamblen Rd and Loop 494 Kingwood, TX 77339
Approx: (30.031167, -95.255831)
Hares: Where Do You Get Off?, Ramrod, and possibly one more mystery hare.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: D'erections,
From the woodlands:
Take the 45 South to 1960 east to highway 59. Take 59 north and exit onto loop 494. Take 494 across the Bevil Jarrell Memorial Bridge and turn right on to Hamblen Road--immediately turn right again on to an unmarked paved road which leads to a parking lot under the bridge next to the river. If you did it right you will be parked under the bridge and on the north side of the river.
Sidenote: FROM THE HAREs: Cum one, cum all to the "There will probably be a Galveston Campout scheduled to conflict with this Brass Monkey trail since GetOff is haring" trail!
Expect shiggy, expect boobs, expect boobs with shiggy on them, and an awesome Memorial Day ending with food, beer, and all things summer.
Bring hash cash, mosquito spray, bathing suits (or birthday suits--I am talking to you Ms. Texas Nude), thirst for beer,a petite for fun (autocorrect fail--this should say appetite but if you bring a fun petite we can all have our way with you get bonus points which can be redeemed at the next BrassMonkey trail), and whatever is left of your decency from IronHash.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
0n-0n Bitches,
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