BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 113

When: Saturday, June 7th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Mooseknuckles
4307 Treaschwig Road
Spring, TX 77373

Hares: Easy Chair & Puddy Tat

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road to FM-1960, then exit and turn right (East). Go for about a mile and turn left on Treaschwig Road. Go for about a mile and Mooseknuckles will be on your left right past the creek.

Sidenote: This will be Easy Chair's Second AИAL Birthday Tubing, Flash Flood Warning, hopefully get to see a tiger in underwear again trail. Easy will be attempting to defend her title as the Brass Monkey's Worst Hare, and most likely, she will succeed. You can expect fierce shiggy, bugs and sun, and some overfilled river crossings. And by crossings, I mean you need to bring a flotation device because we're gonna be tubing on this trail, bitches! Seriously, have you guys seen this rain? It's amazing, and we're going to get to tube it! We might even dress KatchUp up like a little baby Moses and put him in a basket and send him down the creek. What else can you expect? Well, let's ask your hare!

FROM THE HARE: I know the pack is expecting this to be some sort of repeat of last year's shit show, but I've got a different route planned and the creek is moving a lot faster than last year!!! we have 2 shag cars but we really need:

1. an additional pump that can be plugged into a cigarette lighter in order to help inflate everyone's tubes in a timely manner and 2. a floating cooler for beer or sturdy net bag that can float or something. IF you're in possession of either of these things, let me know ASAP! if not, you're all blowing up your tubes with your bocas and only drinking what you can carry in your warm waterlogged laps.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork