Thursday, June 19, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 114 - BIRFDAY BIKINI TRAIL!


When: Saturday, June 21st, at 3:00pm!

Where: Backwoods Saloon
250 Lexington Drive
Conroe, TX 77385

Hares: Outside Cat & Red Light Special

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and continue North until exit 81 for FM 1488 towards Lexington. Turn right onto 1488, go over the train tracks, then turn left onto Sherbrook Circle. Turn slight right and it will be on your left. We used to start here when it was called "San Jacento Gardens".

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY run for Outside Cat and Red Light Special, w00t! Wear your birfday suits, or if you don't feel like pulling a full Dr. DooDoo, wear your bikini or bathing suit! Mannnnnnnnn, you'll need it. Expect shiggy, b00bs, beer, and a lot of drunken assholes! According to the hares, this is a BARE AS A DARE kind of trail, but what makes it really special? I'TS HUNTING SEASON! Either wear flesh color or bathing suits with some bright shit so you don't get shot. It's gonna be hot and buggy, so bring bug spray and some sunblock and you should be set!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141


0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


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