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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 120 - Spork's BIRFDAY Trail



When: Saturday, August 30th, at 4:00pm!

Where: Pundt Park
4129 Spring Creek Drive
Spring, Texas 77373

Hares: Cocktor Spork & Where Do You Get Off?

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston: Take Hardy Toll Road north and exit Aldine-Westfield Road exit toward East Louetta Road. Turn right onto Aldine-Westfield Road, then turn left on Spring Creek Drive, then go for about 2 miles and the parking lot will be on your right. (If you take I-45 instead, you will exit number 68, East Cypresswood Drive and go East to Aldine-Westfield, then turn left, then right onto Spring Creek Drive.)

Sidenote: It's that time of year again, bitches, it's my BIRFDAY trail! I will be taking you through some virgin shiggy that promises to be fun... mostly because I have never been down there so we'll see what fences we find that Google Earth doesn't! This may be a bit on the long side of 3-5 miles depending on how long we spend buggering in the deep dark woods and giving each other tick-checks, so plan on about 5 miles with at least one beer check. Possible thunderstorms and definite water crossing mean make sure to wear something you don't mind getting soaked wet, white t-shirts preferred. It's gonna be hot, and it's going to be a bitch of a trail, so drink a lot of water or Karbach first!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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