When: Saturday, April 11th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Dueitt Middle School
1 Eagle Crossing, Spring, TX 77373
Hares: A Proper Woman, Vagineer, and first time hare Just Robert!
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road and exit onto 1960 and go East. Go for about 2-3 miles, then turn left onto Treaschwig Road and go for another 2-3 miles, then turn left onto Eagle Crossing. PARK ALONG THE ROAD NEAR THE FENCED RUNNING TRACK.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Come one, come all, for Just Robert's Virgin haring! Lead by Vagineer's manly beard and A Proper Woman's tiny hands, this trail offers some pristine shiggy on a beautiful day! Expect some bugs, so wear some damn bug spray! Expect a chance of rain, so bring shit you don't mind getting wet and a change of clothes. Expect at least one home-brew keg, if not two, or even fucking three, all brewed by Just Robert! Plan on getting shitfaced in circle with a guest R.A. as Cocktor Spork will be with Where Do You Get Off in Omaha working on a documentary about the underground Gay Cowboy scene. Come out and enjoy an awesome trail before the weather starts getting shitty, shitty, shitty!
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
A Proper Woman's #: (713) 851-5262
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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