BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 166 - The Something-th
Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile!
When: Saturday, June 4th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***
Where:
Redneck Abortion's Brick & Mortar The Babies Center
23507 Tree House Lane
Spring, TX 77373
Hares: Red Light Special & Redneck Abortion
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road. If Hardy, exit Aldine Westfield Road & turn right, if I-45, take Exit 68 towards Cypresswood, turn right, then right onto Aldine Westfiled Road. Both: Go to Prairie Bird Drive, turn left, then turn right on Tree House Lane. Look for hookers.
Sidenote:
Once a year, usually when a hare tries to bail last minute, we have the ANAL BRASS MONKEY BEER MILE! That time is now upon us, and this year hopefully EZ Chair will not break a finger! So cum one, cum all, and get yourself an entire monkey!! Regular hash cash of $5, and bring extra for Haberdashery!
FROM THE HARES: Howdy, bitches! Red Light and Redneck Abortion bring you this year's Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile! Never done a Monkey Mile before? It's similar, but less classé. You, and only you, will be responsible for killing an *entire* Brass Monkey whist running 1/4 mile four times! So come get drunk on your own Monkey, then do circle and turn left from Malt Liquor onto Texas beer! Who knows, maybe we'll scurry into some nearby trouble?
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
When: Saturday, June 4th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***
Where:
Redneck Abortion's Brick & Mortar The Babies Center
23507 Tree House Lane
Spring, TX 77373
Hares: Red Light Special & Redneck Abortion
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road. If Hardy, exit Aldine Westfield Road & turn right, if I-45, take Exit 68 towards Cypresswood, turn right, then right onto Aldine Westfiled Road. Both: Go to Prairie Bird Drive, turn left, then turn right on Tree House Lane. Look for hookers.
Sidenote:
Once a year, usually when a hare tries to bail last minute, we have the ANAL BRASS MONKEY BEER MILE! That time is now upon us, and this year hopefully EZ Chair will not break a finger! So cum one, cum all, and get yourself an entire monkey!! Regular hash cash of $5, and bring extra for Haberdashery!
FROM THE HARES: Howdy, bitches! Red Light and Redneck Abortion bring you this year's Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile! Never done a Monkey Mile before? It's similar, but less classé. You, and only you, will be responsible for killing an *entire* Brass Monkey whist running 1/4 mile four times! So come get drunk on your own Monkey, then do circle and turn left from Malt Liquor onto Texas beer! Who knows, maybe we'll scurry into some nearby trouble?
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
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