BRASS MONKEY
H3 R*N # 167 – Red Light Special & Outside Cat’s Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, June 18th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***
Where:
Carl Barton Junior Park
2500 TX-336 Loop
Conroe, TX 77301
Hares: Red Light Special & Outside Cat
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45, then continue North. Take until Exit 84B towards South Frazier Street/TX-75/Texas 336 Loop. Turn right on 336, and take that for about two-three miles until you see Carl Barton Junior Park on your right.
Sidenote:
Bring bugspray! Plan on wet and hot, just like Page 43 of an International male catalogue. “97° and scattered showers.” How do fucking weathermen in this state get paid, like seriously. Anywho, expect shiggy, beer, and b00bs! This will be dog friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Also, this will be KatchUp friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes, you will not want to stay in them for circle or on-after. Oh, and don’t fucking forget bugspray, those fucking mosquitos are *terrible* right now.
The hares will be partying the night before, and will be hurting on Saturday. Hard. They are going to punish you like a glutard at a bread eating contest, so conversely, you must make sure they pay for it in circle. Expect treacherous slopes of vines and shiggy, jungles of bamboo and vines that Tarzan could have swung from in that little loin cloth of his, talk about wanting to come back as an object in another life. Meowwwwwwwwwwww. Anywho, never actually been to this park, so I have no idea what it has, but I expect it to be a trail from hell. Prepare yourselves…….
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Where Do You Get Off’s #: (832) 608-0004
When: Saturday, June 18th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***
Where:
Carl Barton Junior Park
2500 TX-336 Loop
Conroe, TX 77301
Hares: Red Light Special & Outside Cat
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45, then continue North. Take until Exit 84B towards South Frazier Street/TX-75/Texas 336 Loop. Turn right on 336, and take that for about two-three miles until you see Carl Barton Junior Park on your right.
Sidenote:
Bring bugspray! Plan on wet and hot, just like Page 43 of an International male catalogue. “97° and scattered showers.” How do fucking weathermen in this state get paid, like seriously. Anywho, expect shiggy, beer, and b00bs! This will be dog friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Also, this will be KatchUp friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes, you will not want to stay in them for circle or on-after. Oh, and don’t fucking forget bugspray, those fucking mosquitos are *terrible* right now.
The hares will be partying the night before, and will be hurting on Saturday. Hard. They are going to punish you like a glutard at a bread eating contest, so conversely, you must make sure they pay for it in circle. Expect treacherous slopes of vines and shiggy, jungles of bamboo and vines that Tarzan could have swung from in that little loin cloth of his, talk about wanting to come back as an object in another life. Meowwwwwwwwwwww. Anywho, never actually been to this park, so I have no idea what it has, but I expect it to be a trail from hell. Prepare yourselves…….
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Where Do You Get Off’s #: (832) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832)
484-9975
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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