BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 212 - 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress!
When: Saturday, March 10th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Texas ENT Specialists
10857
Küykendahl Road
The
Woodlands, TX 77382
***Park
at the back corner along Flintridge Drive***
Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon &
Ivanna Hairy ButtChug!
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers
$1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM
HOUSTON: Take I-45 North to Woodlands Parkway, or Hardy Toll Road until it
dead-ends into I-45. Exit Woodlands Parkway and take that to Küykendahl Road
and turn left. Right on Flightridge Drive, second driveway on the right. Look
for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES: It's that time of year, that time that getting slutty, drunk, and
passing out is totally acceptable, nay - encouraged. No, not a funeral, but St.
Patty's Day! Cum celebrate the 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress as Temple of
Poon and Ivanna lay you a "fantastic" trail! Trail will be 4-5 miles
with something for everyone: water crossings, shiggy, pavement, and obviously
jesus thorns since it's a religious holiday. There will be THREE drink checks -
not beer, but drinks - and some holiday thèmed antics and prizes, including a
prize for BEST OUTFIT! You won't want to miss this spectacular shitshow and
exceptional people watching event. Bring your A game, bring a green dress, and
bring your damn sassy-ass style, because you might get a prize! Cum one, cum
all, cum in green!
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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