BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 211: Twinkle Toes' Birfday Campout & BMH3 8th Analversary!
When: Saturday, February 24th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Big Woods Hunter Camps, Sam Houston
National Forest
https://goo.gl/maps/BpH6pqRirWo
30.615562,
-95.293890
Hare: Twinkle Toes
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers
$1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From
Houston / The Woodlands:
Take
I-45 North,
Take
Exit 102 for Farm to Mkt Rd 1375
At
the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto FM 1375 E - 0.5 mi
Turn
left onto TX-75 N - 0.1 mi
Turn
right onto Gibbs St - 0.1 mi
Turn
left onto FM 1375 E/Elmore St - 7.8 mi
Turn
left onto Boswell Rd/Four Notch Rd - 0.7 mi
Turn
right onto Forest Service Rd 200 - 4.3 mi
Turn
right onto Forest Service Rd 207 - 1.9 mi
Turn
left onto Forest Service Rd 202 - 2.1 mi
Campground
will be on the left
https://goo.gl/maps/etniws4xbuq
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES:
Trail
will be tough, expect 4-6 miles of shiggy with manned beer checks/bail points.
Bring
your own everything campout!
The
campground is totally primitive, no water, no toilets, just a place for your
tent.
You
need to bring :
Trashbag
camping
gear
Latrine
shovel
food
AND water
booze
for after circle beer runs out!
Firewood!
Do
not bring:
Large
Bowie knives for sticking "scary" black dogs.
Drama
Remember,
this is a public campground, we may not have it entirely to ourselves, behave
accordingly!
IT'S
A CAMPOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
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