BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 260 - KatchUp's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, January
11th, at 2:00pm!
Where: *Look for deadend*
Pathfinders Pass
Spring, TX 77373
(30.0620592, -95.3679998)
Hares: KatchUp
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for
haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take Hardy Toll Road to Aldine
Westfield Road or take I-45 to Cypresswood (exit 68) from I-45 N. Take Cypresswood east to James C Leo Drive,
then turn right. Turn left right away
onto Breckenridge Dale Lane, then Breckenridge Dale Lane turns right and
becomes Early Light Court. Look for
assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: (Circus Noises)
Step right up, step right up. Listen to my
tale of wonder about a trail hopefully not ruined by rain and thunder. It is I
KatchUp your hare to be, laying a 4-5 mile trail of shiggy, you'll see. You
maybe curious if water crossings will be present, if not, the plethera of Boob
and Dick checks will be most pleasant. Your four-legged friends are welcome to
cum, the pools of water will be oh so much fun. Ill leave you with this, this
one little fact, there will be two beer checks not accompanied by Pabst.
*KatchUp is then shot out of a cannon*
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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