BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 262 - It's All Downhill Up in Conroe

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 262 - It's All Downhill Up in Conroe

When: Saturday, February 8th, at 2:00pm!

Where: VIP Parking Area

Next Level Urgent Care Conroe

1246 North FM 3083 Road West

Conroe, TX 77304

Hares: Sorting Rack & Homoglobin

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 or the Hardy Toll Road until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 89 toward FM 3083/Teas Nursery Road. Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto North FM 3083 Road West/Teas Road/Teas Nursery Road.  Go for about a half mile, and look for the start in a parking lot on the right just past Teas Nursery Road. Go to "VIP" Parking area.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

Ladies and Gents, come and join us for Sorting Rack's "Not So Dirty Thirty", as she turns 29 and still has no idea what real life is like.  They're so naïve and cute at that age.  But fear not, Homoglobin and all his wisdom will be co-haring with her, berating her the entire time about how her generation is ruining the world, laying plastic straws instead of flour from behind just to spite her.  Per the hares, trail is about 3-4 miles, expect shiggy, water crossings, and apparently "tight holes".  This better not be false advertising again, like that time with the boy scouts and the "half off" sale.  As usual, pack a change of clothes, and if you are bringing virgins, for the love of G tell them to cover their legs.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork