BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 264 - Womb Raider's Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 264 - Womb Raider's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, March 7th, at 2:00pm!

Where: **George Mitchell Preserve / Rob Fleming Park**

AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77389.

(NOT EXACT ADDRESS).

Hares: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North to Woodlands Parkway going west for about 4 miles. Turn left at Gosling. Turn right at Creekside Forest. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that.

Sidenote (FROM THE HARE): It’s time to cum celebrate another year of my existence with a trail! Expect a pleasant jaunt through familiar territory punctuated with possible water crossings and at least one good beer check. Probably no shot checks because I’m old “now” and that shit gets dangerous. But hares lie so who knows. Trail will be at least 3 but less than 5 miles and should be pup friendly for our experienced hash hounds.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork