BMH3 #328 – 08/20/2022: Fool Me Twice, hared by Penis Fly Crap

When:

Saturday,August 20, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Champion Forest Park - 9650 Cypresswood Dr. -  Houston
29.991275246273269, -95.55185462213969
https://goo.gl/maps/u4wCPtZH2wF8YbQk8

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail will have shade, shiggy, creek crossings, mud, fairways, poison ivy, and plenty of water for dogs along the way. Distance will be appropriate for August heat. A' to A'.  Cold beer and other beverages will be provided, along with snacks at the end.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-