BMH3 #328 – 09/03/2022: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's AИAL Birfday Trail!
When:
• Saturday, September 3, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!
Where:
30.068883, -95.579928
10819 Silver Shield Way, Tomball, TX 77375
Hares:
Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Ladies, Gentlemen, and others, we've survived another year! And for those of you who have made it this far, your illustrious hares will now attempt to kill you off with our AИAL BIRFDAY TRAIL! If you're expecting something amazing, go fuck yourself and come again another day. Otherwise, you can expect 4-ish miles with shiggy, water crossings, scenic highway-adjacent touring, and most likely some fences that our eScouting did not show. #ThanksGoogleMaps. There will be a manned beer check, and lots of shit to complain about. This is virgin territory with a virgin on-after that will not want to be missed! See you there!
Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
FROM Twinkle Toes:
WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!
•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash
Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:
•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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