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 BMH3 #355 - 09/02/2023 - Donnie the Retard

When:

Saturday, September Second, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Terramont Park

8500 Terramont Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77382

https://goo.gl/maps/L2jqMWpNHcjcvUyt8

30.202675563639243, -95.55680532407591

Hares:

Donnie the Retard

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

This trail will be short, shiggy, and shitty in true Donnie the Retard fashion. I will do my best to keep it in the shade. There will be water crossings if the water is still there and we will end with some cold and refreshing treats on top of the already provided circle amenities.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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