BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 173 - Cocktor Spork's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 173 - Cocktor Spork's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, September 10th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
H-E-B Spring Creek Market
3540 Rayford Road
Spring, TX 77386

Hares: Cocktor Spork & @ss Gagger

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North to the Grand Parkway (99), and go East (right). Go for only like a mile or two, then exit onto Riley Fuzzel / 99 feeder road. Take this until you hit the HEB on your right, it is just past Discovery Creek Road, on the corner of 99 and Rayford.

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: 

♫To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies♫

Come listen to a story about a boy named Spork,
Who just hit 30 years but he doesn’t eat pork.
So instead he laid a trail for the people he’d call a friend,
And tried to get them killed before they hit the very end!

With a special co-hare by the name of @ss Gagger,
Who drove in just for this with her b00bs on a platter.
You should just expect a trail that was laid by some drunks,
Who got lost out scouting just following some hunks.

There’ll be water and some shiggy and maybe even snakes,
And it’ll be warm so don’t expect snow flakes.
Just plan on coming out to drink and do a trail,
Then afterwards some of us will smoke and inhale!

So I’ll see you all this weekend if you wanna get shitfaced,
Virgin ending spot so hopefully we won’t get raped.
I’ll keep you all away from schools by 50 yards,
So you don’t end up in jail getting molested by the guards!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 172

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 172

When: Saturday, August 27th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
George Mitchell Nature Preserve - Creekside Trailhead
(Rough Address)
6055 Creekside Forest Drive, The Woodlands, TX

Hares: Womb Raider & Just Allison

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to Exit 70B for Spring-Stubner / Road-West. Take Spring Stubner going west for about 4 miles. Turn right onto Gosling Road and go for about 4 miles. Turn left into Creekside Forest Drive / Subdivision. Huge entrance on the left that says The Woodlands. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that. Park at the Trailhead for George Mitchell Preserve after the round-about on the right. If parking is full there, park in the dirt parking lot to the right of the trailhead parking. ***WE ARE PUTTING ROB FLEMMING PARK AS WHERE BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE, THIS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THAT!** 

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: As I am a lazy hare and prefer to only lay trails within a 5 mile radius of my house, trail will start at the George Mitchell Nature Preserve Creekside trailhead. It will be a 3-4 mile mix of mostly shiggy, a bit of runnable trail, and a bit of pavement. Since I have a secret not so secret desire to get you wet and make you bleed, there will be at least one water crossing, briars and thorns. With all the rain and rain to cum expect a glorious soggy muddy mess. Besides the usual snakes, spiders and deer you may also get to see a Ford pickup that is possibly more redneck than my Chevy. There will be at least one beer check with good craft beer. Trail is doggy friendly so bring your friends with wagging tails.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 171

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 171 – The Trail of Uncertainty!

When: Saturday, August 13th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
Jesse H. Jones Park & Nature Center
20634 Kenswick Dr, Humble, TX 77338

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? and KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-69/59 North. Take the exit toward Bush Intercont'l Airport/Will Clayton Pkwy, then turn left on Will Clayton Prky. Go for a few then turn right onto Kenswick Drive, and go north. Take this all the way. When you enter the park you will go all the way to the last stop sign then take a LEFT. You will follow that all the way to the back of the park were the trail shall start.

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all to the Trail of Uncertainty. Why uncertainty you may ask? Well that is because it is being hared by Where Do You Get Off? and KatchUp(The Uncertainty). Most of you who did KatchUp's last trail nearly died and/or were at least kicked out of the park before getting to do circle. So this time around Get Off will have one of those super awesome Monkey backpacks with a leash to keep KatchUp from going off and laying an Eagle trail of Death. What you can expect on this trail, Water crossings and a beer check. That's it, nothing else. The park we are starting at is unfortunately not dog friendly so DO NOT BRING YOUR CUTE DOG(s). 

Directions once you enter the park: 
When you enter the park you will go all the way to the last stop sign then take a LEFT. You will follow that all the way to the back of the park were the trail shall start.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 170

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 170

When: Saturday, July 30th, at 4:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
High Oaks Park
13100 Sawmill Rd.
(Street parking at Dead end of Sawmill)
The Woodlands, TX 77380 

Hares: Cocktor Spork, and at least one mystery hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Head North on I-45 (or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45), take exit 73 (Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd.). Turn left at your first light (Rayford/Sawdust) and go to the 4th light where Sawdust turns hard left past Burger King and before Starbucks. After turning left, go straight past first light and go to the second light, Sawmill Road, and turn left. Go allllll the way to the end, look for parking and hashers on the street. Don't park like a dick.

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: Ladies & Gents, Boys and Girls, Castrated and other, I bring you the tiny-trail that could! Planned by Twinkle, hared by Spork (and a mystery slutty hare), this promises to be short, sweet, and light on diseases, which is more than can be said for some of the people we frequent with.

There will be at least one beer check, there will be water crossings, and depending on the rain, there may be a “Where’s a Jew to split the water” crossing. Bring a friend or two, and show them what hashing is all about! Expect shiggy, so wear your high socks, and expect to get dirty, so bring a change of clothes so we don’t have to smell your dirty ass in circle.

Cum beat the summer heat by drinking some cold beers with other likeminded people who also enjoy making fun of things they shouldn’t, hitting on people they shouldn’t, and trying to get through an event without getting breathalyzed! 

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 169 – The RA Gang-Bang!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 169 – The RA Gang-Bang!

When: Saturday, July 16th, at 4:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where:

Lazy River Road

Conroe, TX 77385

(30.208638, -95.402416)

Hares: Cocktor Spork, Where Do You Get Off?, and Donnie the Retard

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX-242. Take the feeder all the way to College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX-242, and turn right. Go for 2-3 miles, and look for a dirt road-ish turn off past a couple buildings, actual street name is Lazy Rover Road. Drive to the Cul-de-Sac at the end.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all, to a trail for the ages! Join Cocktor Spork, Where Do You Get Off?, and Donnie the Retard for a shiggy-tastic trail full of water crossings, thorns, and regrets, capped off by a circle led by all three hares! Make them drink, make them cry, make them remember a fuck ton of songs while simultaneously getting smashed!

Expect at least one beer check, some fucking hot weather, and some thorns that will make you bleed like you finally got to go on a date with “Jimmy-10-Inch” and find out why they call him “Jimmy-10-Inch”. It wasn’t because of his shoe size, let me assure you. It should be dog friendly, but there may be some pretty tough shit to get them through, so happy hunting if you decide to bring yours.

Since this is out 169th trail, expect some super-secret-surprises! Maybe we’ll throw it old school and bring some Manischewitz, maybe we’ll do a nod to our Kimchi roots and give people some herpes, maybe we’ll just hire a Harriette to hula-hoop while drinking a monkey and playing “The Cheese Stands Alone” on a mini-piano with her right foot.

Although the weather will be hot, expect us to bring some cold and refreshing things to the end to make it worth your while! Make sure to bring a change of clothes and such because you’re gonna be gross as hell when you’re done.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133

Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004

Donnie The Retard's #: (832) 257-7052

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 168 – Homoglobin's Second Anal Divorcersary Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 168 – Homoglobin's Second Anal Divorcersary Trail!

When: Saturday, July 2nd, at 4:00pm!

Where:

Burroughs Park

9738 Hufsmith Road

Tomball, TX 77375

Hare: Homoglobin

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.

Sidenote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, join the Brass Monkey for a steamy afternoon of ex-treme happiness for Homoglobin’s Second Anal Divorcersary Trail! Expect shiggy, and if this fucking rain keeps up, water crossings. Bring Alligator spray, and bug spray… only one of them will *really* help, but it least you’ll feel slightly better about yourself. Maybe. Expect at least one beer check, and expect to be fucking gross by the end of trail, so bring something to change into.

NOTES FROM THE HARE: there will be some Karbach and shitty beer for the beer check. 3.4 miles true trail. It just rained like a mother fucker so it will be muddy from time to time. The forecast looks good but hot so stay hydrated. On on!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133

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Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 167 – Red Light Special & Outside Cat’s Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 167 – Red Light Special & Outside Cat’s Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, June 18th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***

Where:
Carl Barton Junior Park
2500 TX-336 Loop
Conroe, TX 77301

Hares: Red Light Special & Outside Cat

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45, then continue North. Take until Exit 84B towards South Frazier Street/TX-75/Texas 336 Loop. Turn right on 336, and take that for about two-three miles until you see Carl Barton Junior Park on your right.

Sidenote:
Bring bugspray! Plan on wet and hot, just like Page 43 of an International male catalogue. “97° and scattered showers.” How do fucking weathermen in this state get paid, like seriously. Anywho, expect shiggy, beer, and b00bs! This will be dog friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Also, this will be KatchUp friendly, but bring a leash for a few spots. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes, you will not want to stay in them for circle or on-after. Oh, and don’t fucking forget bugspray, those fucking mosquitos are *terrible* right now.

The hares will be partying the night before, and will be hurting on Saturday. Hard. They are going to punish you like a glutard at a bread eating contest, so conversely, you must make sure they pay for it in circle. Expect treacherous slopes of vines and shiggy, jungles of bamboo and vines that Tarzan could have swung from in that little loin cloth of his, talk about wanting to come back as an object in another life. Meowwwwwwwwwwww. Anywho, never actually been to this park, so I have no idea what it has, but I expect it to be a trail from hell. Prepare yourselves…….

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off’s #: (832) 608-0004

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 166 - The Something-th Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 166 - The Something-th Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile!


When: Saturday, June 4th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***


Where: 
Redneck Abortion's Brick & Mortar The Babies Center
23507 Tree House Lane 
Spring, TX 77373


Hares: Red Light Special & Redneck Abortion


Why: Because you like drinking, period.


Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.


D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road. If Hardy, exit Aldine Westfield Road & turn right, if I-45, take Exit 68 towards Cypresswood, turn right, then right onto Aldine Westfiled Road. Both: Go to Prairie Bird Drive, turn left, then turn right on Tree House Lane. Look for hookers.


Sidenote: 

Once a year, usually when a hare tries to bail last minute, we have the ANAL BRASS MONKEY BEER MILE! That time is now upon us, and this year hopefully EZ Chair will not break a finger! So cum one, cum all, and get yourself an entire monkey!! Regular hash cash of $5, and bring extra for Haberdashery!

FROM THE HARES: Howdy, bitches! Red Light and Redneck Abortion bring you this year's Anal Brass Monkey Beer Mile! Never done a Monkey Mile before? It's similar, but less classé. You, and only you, will be responsible for killing an *entire* Brass Monkey whist running 1/4 mile four times! So come get drunk on your own Monkey, then do circle and turn left from Malt Liquor onto Texas beer! Who knows, maybe we'll scurry into some nearby trouble?

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 165 - Puddy Twat's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 165 - Puddy Twat's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, May 21st, at 2:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***

Where: 2323 E Mossy Oaks Rd, Spring, TX 77389
*You can google to "The Belvedere Springwoods Village", it's right around the corner.* 

Hares: Puddy Twat, and a possible Mystery Hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 70B to Spring Stuebner/Rd-West, Feeder, then Slight right, Continue onto Spring Stuebner Rd under the freeway, then Turn right onto Holzwarth Rd, then Turn left at the 3rd cross street onto E Mossy Oaks Rd. Turn right at the 1st cross street onto Flannigan Way, then at the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Luquet Lane. Boom.

Sidenote: 

FROM THE HARE: Join me for an exciting trail to celebrate the anniversary of expulsion from the womb. There will be shiggy and some possible slippery terrain. Also mosquitos. Prepare accordingly.

Parking for this trail should be fine in the subdivision near the apartments. Go up Flannigan Way to Luquet. Dropped Pin
https://goo.gl/maps/Gt8XnSoJjcF2

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 162

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 162

When: Saturday, April 9th, at ***2:00pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!

Where:

28206 East Hardy Road

Spring, TX 77373

(Parking underneath of Hardy Toll Rd for shade)

Hares: CSI & Suckajawea

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $15), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take the Hardy Toll Road North (or I-45) to Riley Fuzzel Road from the Hardy (or 70A East Louetta on 45), and go east. Take East hardy Road North until it passes under the Hardy Overpass. Look for assholes in the shade.

Sidenote:

Guys and Gals step right up for a monkey extravaganza laid by none other than CSI and Suckajawea!

Join them for shiggy, boobs, beer, and chili! Bring bug spray, sunscreen, towels, and swim gear for a semi-private water ending! Also bring 5 bucks for hash cash and for those of you that have been asking--WE FINALLY HAVE SOME NEW HABADASHERY!! $10 "Yes Means Anal" socks!! $20 Planned Parenthood Edition Monkey Shirts!!

Since CSI and Suckajawea aren't terrible people, this is *probably* going to be a pretty good trail, so if you wanna go to the one monkey this year where the hares probably aren't trying to kill you, this is the one!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 161

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 161

When: Saturday, March 26th, at ***2:30pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!

Where:

El Get Off Red Light Casa Boom Boom Room y Cantina

210 Weatherly Way

Houston TX 77022

Hares: 50 Shades of Gay & Where Do You Get Off!?!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take 610 towards Yale from whatever direction you're cumming, then exit Yale and go North. Turn right on Weatherly Way just north of Crosstimbers. Look for hookers. Boom.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Little bunny foo foo was hopping through the forest. Picking up the Hashers and laying them on her bed. Down went their trousers, up went their big rods, careful with he bunny teeth when she gave them head.

Little bunny foo foo hopped upon the big one. Rode it up and down until she broke the bed. When he shot his big load she got quite distracted, instead of eating it she fingerpainted instead.

Cum one, cum all to the FIRST ever 50 Shades of Gay Brass Monkey trail and Easter Sexxxtacular! Expect a medium shiggy trail of around 4 miles in north Houston! Bring hash cash, a whistle, some bug spray, a change of clothes (or not I don't care), and of course a thirst for beer!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 160 - 5th Anal Green Dress Run... Now In Orange!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 160 - 5th Anal Green Dress Run... Now In Orange!!

When: Saturday, March 12th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Spotts Park

401 S Heights Blvd, Houston, TX 77007

Hares: EZ Chair, Cocktor Spork, & Where Do You Get Off?

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

When we have a set location, we'll let you know... maybe.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Ladies & Gentlemen, we are again at the celebration of St. Patty, and that can only mean one thing... GREEN PEE! Well, I guess that comes second, so let's start from the top. Green Dress run is here, and for our 5th year we have something a little different for you!

Green Dress for St. Patty's Day? - Done it.

Orange Dress for St. Patty's Day? - Go on.......

That's right, bitches, time for a History lesson. Many years ago, at a time where dinosaurs still roamed the earth, and Noah's Arc was like the original über, the Catholics and the Protestants hated each other, like TuPac and Biggie hated each other. Well the Catholics were Green and the Protestants were Orange, and their rap battles were epic. Well now, years later, Ireland deals with both their shit, so the flag is Orange and Green divided by White, which is Peace. Awwww, so cute. So this year, we're gonna show some support for the *other* side of the family and rock some Orange! Now, that being said, if you just cannot come up with an Orange dress, if it is so impossible that you just cannot deal with it, and you’re so excited because you have a Green dress that you purchased months and month ago just for this event, wear it. Do it. Whateves. But if you wanna be awesome, and do something different, Orange-up, bitches!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

This trail will be taking place in EaDo, or East of Downtown for you people who don't know what "EaDo" is but said YOLO for six months. You're not hip, just stop it. Well, following trail, a large group of us will be going to the Houston Dynamo game happening right near the end, and rocking the fuck out in our Orange dresses! The Dynamo's color is orange, our dresses are orange, EZ Chair most likely has orange fabric, we can't lose! 10 of us have already gotten our tickets for the game, if you want to go as well, contact Spork and he'll let you know what to do!

I'll be setting up a little poll on here to get a gauge of how many people want to do just trail or do trail/game, then from there I'll add or remove some of the seats. We'll be setting up a paypal link so you can pay ahead of time, and this shit can go down faster than Where Do You Get Off? on taco night.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork