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Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

 


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 Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana


When: 

Saturday, April Eleventh, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where: 

WG Jones State Forest Trail Head
West of peoples road on the south side of FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384
30.23435910875069, -95.48216375765869

 

Hares: 

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon


Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:Saturday will be the 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana yet again! Brass Monkeys should be dreading this trail almost as much as they dread filing their taxes! There will be accounting related hash marks, shiggy, water crossings, shot check AND beer check! What we will NOT have is a tunnel…unless we find one while laying trail 🐒! Just to honor the confusing nature of tax preparation, this will be B to A…sort of. Meet up is the end, we will transport everyone to trail start so don’t be late!!! Trail will include some shiggy that we have not hashed in for quite a long time, maybe even virgin territory for some hashers! There will be a pool on after with a taco bar, chips and queso, etc. BYO drinks to on after and a towel. If you need a swimsuit, bring one! Please RSVP so we know how much food to make!


Bring:

Water! it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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