BMH3 #384 – 10/12/2024 Ivanna hairy butt chugs Barfday trail

 

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BMH3 #384 – 10/12/2024    Ivanna hairy butt chugs Barfday trail

When:

Saturday, October 12th Twenty TwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

George Mitchell Nature Preserve
5171 Flintridge Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WYXAx4wMJfj49vd59
30.162925972371069, -95.51777841208369

Hares:
IVANNA HAIRY BUTTCHUG!!!!

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Every other week you halfminds do your best to kill my old ass off…either by a rough trail or by a rough on after. Anyway, I have survived yet another year of hashing and it’s your turn to pay! I’ll be laying a wonderful, celebration trail in honor of my birthday.  Expect shiggy, water crossings, and shenanigans. On after will be a pool ending with a taco bar! Bring your own booze and your own towel! I’m sick of losing towels to ya’ll fools!


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
On after booze and towel and swimsuit!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #383 – 9/28/2024: 8th Annual FLOCK YOU!

 

 

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 BMH3 #383 – 9/28/2024: 8th Annual FLOCK YOU!

When:

Saturday, September TwentyFourth, TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Spring Creek Nature trail
Dead End of Glen Loch Dr
https://maps.app.goo.gl/e1JyMeXagWSCCr3JA
30.113658605646269, -95.48915437527969

Hares:

Womb Raider and the Flock

Sidenote:

Note the early start!!!

FROM THE HARES:
The Birds are flying again! Join the Flock for 3 loops (6ish miles total) of shiggy, thorns and water crossing. There will be rubber duckies. There will be “bird” food and drinks. There will be a Nest full of beautiful birds and maybe a Chicken. There will be Flabongos. There is the possibility of an aquatic bird friendly on after. Bring your waterfowl suits just in case. Don’t forget to don your prettiest bird apparel!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

A Swimsuit, towel, and drinks for the on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #382 - 09/14/2024: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's BIRFDAY Trail!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #382 - 09/14/2024: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's BIRFDAY Trail!

When:

Saturday, September Fourteenth TwoThousandTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Lakeside Park
5001 South Alden Bridge Drive, The Woodlands, TX 77382
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1zq2BiRhHCAVDsKb6
30.203710308105669, -95.54207881501769

Hares:

Cocktor Spork
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It's that time of year again, peeps. Cocktor Spork and Indiana Bones need to throw their anal birfday hash so we can have another hurricane hit Houston. Not sure the last time we had a birfday trail that didn't have a hurricane, a tropical depression, or a solid pounding. Not the fun kind, like the kind with rain. In any case, have we got a trail for you!

Between 3-5 miles with at least one beer check. Lots of shiggy, lots of water, and some damn b00b and dick checks. It's too far out to see what the weather will be, but my guess is somewhere in the 80°s and rain. So bring a damn change of clothes. Drink water, 'cause you're gonna get into the thick of it, and you need your powerful thighs to have the energy to push through.

For the THIRD hashhh in a row, 0n-After will have a pool - so bring your damn bathing suit! So not only will this be the trail of the year, but there will be an 0n-After with another chance to make hash babies later into the evening! As it turns out, chlorine is not a great seamen-stopper. #Science

We hope to see you out there - you won't wanna miss it!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Swimsuit,towel, and drinks for pool on after.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat with a pool party and fajitas on after!!!!

 

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BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat

When:

Saturday, August ThirtyFirst TWentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Champion Forest Park
9650 Cypresswood Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9912634597069, -95.55229335755269
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xQ1MnUbsTQNX2aFG6

Hares:

Just Lulu(the human)
Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Do you like getting hot?
Do you like getting wet?
Do you like wishing death on the people that made you hot and wet?
If so, have we got a trail for you!  
Cum one, cum all, for Just Lulu the Human's VIRGIN Hare!  
Since we don't hate her, and want her to live and stick around, we decided KatchUp should not be the one to teach her how to hare.  No, we thought it was time for her to have a slap of reality and get a full day of a hungover Outside Cat.  We're guessing.  Cum see the result when Outside Cat spends the day directing the small, drunk kitten that is Just Lulu the Human.  Will she try to treat Lulu the Human like Lulu the Dog?  Bark bark, bitch.  What else are we guessing?  

Trail will be about 3-4 miles... we think.  
There will be shade and water to get wet... possibly.  
And last but not least, there will be a POOL ENDING WITH FAJITAS!!  Allegedly.  If that were to transpire, it would be a BYOB type of on-after.  Not like, "Ohh, can I have some circle beer for on-after?"  Le no.  There will be gas stations along the way, or you can bring a lil'ol cooler with your favorite beverages in it.  Of note, Just Lulu the Human does not yet have a hash name.  She needs a hash name.  If you have stories, bring them.  If you don't, start making them up.  We've gotten through the climax of heat, and now we're dropping faster than Lulu's patience level with KatchUp when he's trying to mansplain things to her.  So cum on out, you won't wanna miss it!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS STILL HOT!

Swimsuit, plate, utensils and beverage of choice for on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #380 – 8/17/2024: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones and the temple of poon

 

 

 

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BMH3 #380 – 8/17/2024: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones and the temple of poon

When:

Saturday, August Seventeenth, Twentytwentyfour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HectJLjAZUPvhnka9
30.1026966455169, -95.45671382024069
If you find yourself at the cul-de-ballsac on Morning Dove Bend, you went the wrong way, Go back to Holzworth, head north, and keep going down the dirt road.

Hares:

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Are you ready for a day of water play, slip n slides and water slides?  We have none of that. But we will have a refreshing day in the creek. We will take you through some great shiggy and pour you into the water for some river fun.  Bring a float!  Trail will take you down the creek so find something you can float on, you know, rubber raft, a log, an old couch cushion, anything that will keep you above water.  Trail will be 3-4 miles with at least 1 beer check. Bring sun tan lotion and bug spray.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #379 – 8/3/2024: CSI

 

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 BMH3 #379 – 8/3/2024: CSI

When:

Saturday, August Third TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check probably

Where:

Carter Park
7221 Treaschwig Rd, Spring, TX 77373
30.052770273871069, -95.32661080332569
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MChN2SZHrcFJ324X8

Hares:

CSI

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
2-3 mile heavy shiggy, muddy, fallen tree trail.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #378 – 7/20/2024: Slumbag!

 

 

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BMH3 #378 – 7/20/2024: Slumbag!

When:

Saturday, July TWentieth TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check or TWO

Where:

That parking lot at the dead end of old riley fuzzel rd
1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386(not exact address, you want to be on the south side of 99, in the usual parking lot.  Just use the GPS coordinates)
30.093409547239269, -95.40565000189469
https://maps.app.goo.gl/c6ygnR64Lg3FZ4kT7

Hares:

Slumbag

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3-5 miles, 1 or 2 beer checks. Distance and Beer X depending on temps on Saturday.    Plenty of shiggy.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-