BMH3 #409 09/27/2025 Epic Fail and L2D2 Slutty Bridesmaid Mimosa Mile and Galveston Wedding Dress Invasion!

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!! THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MONKEY TRAIL!!!! This will be a prelube to the Galveston H3 Wedding dress run! Details are Below, it's in Galveston. Read the deets, and get a hotel room!

 

 

When:

Saturday, September TwentySeventh TwentyTwentyfive

• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go

Where:

1306 19th St, Galveston, TX 77550

(Just a half mile from the Hash Hotel, the Mariner Inn, you booked your hotel room right?)

29.29832968441469, -94.78628650332369

https://maps.app.goo.gl/L45pTTYP1nPDczFy9 

Hares:

Epic Fail 

L2D2 

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

According to the esteemed media outlet, HuffPo, 24% of Bridesmaids hook up at weddings.
Enter, the Slutty Bridesmaid mimosa mile and pre-lube to the Wedding Dress Run brought to you by Brass Monkey H3.
The start will be at 1 pm at 1306 19th St, a half mile walk from the hash hotel.
There will be a mimosa mile around 1:30 pm.  It’s like a beer mile, but with more bubbles and orange juice.  Bring a vessel.
Do the mimosa mile?  Get half-ass, wedding appropriate, slutty gimmies.
There will be snacks, beer, socializing, and a circle that wraps up in time for you to get dressed up for the wedding dress.

 

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Bridesmaid dress

Wedding dress

 

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

 
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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INFO FOR THE GALVESTON WEDDING DRESS RUN:
The event for the wedding dress run is here: https://fb.me/e/9V7Xbz7IG but since not everyone is in the Galveston group, here are the details:
When: September 27th 6:30PM
Where: Galveston Historic Strand
Lodging: The Mariner Inn - https://maps.app.goo.gl/2eYw4Kv63rVc5W4XA

You are cordially invited to take your liver on a wild ride while renewing your commitment to the hash. The Galveston Hash invites you to wear your favorite wedding dress and create a procession on The Strand in Galveston.The cost for the hash is FREE, but you'll need $$ for the bar stops. There will be many. This is a marathon pub crawl. Hash Hotel will be The Mariner Inn. https://maps.app.goo.gl/2eYw4Kv63rVc5W4XA
I, drunken hasher take thee, the Hash House Harriers, to be my favorite distraction to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or more likely worse, for richer, no definitely poorer, in hangover and in health, to attend and to promote, till death do us part ( hopefully not on this trail), according to G's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith."

BMH3 #408 - 09/13/2025 - Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones' 69th AИAL Birfday Trail!

 

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BMH3 #408 - 09/13/2025 - Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones' 69th AИAL Birfday Trail!

When:

Saturday, September Thirteenth TwentyTwentyfive

• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Lakeside Park

5001 South Alden Bridge Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77382

https://maps.app.goo.gl/qKf5xUR3mVWVpXLfA

30.202792, -95.541802

 

Hares:

Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, it is that glorious time of year again.  That’s right, it’s the 69th AИAL  Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon BIRFDAY Trail, and we’re back to ruin your shoes, your liver, and your last shred of dignity.  What can you expect?  Some stuff we will plan, and a lot of shit we absolutely will not, but will just fucking happen.  We are laying about five miles, mas o menos, of beautiful shiggy where you will get wet and probably lose a sock.  Or your butt virginity.  Shhhh, just let it happen.  You will go through water.  Also, it has never not rained on our birthday trail, so yeah, expect that shit.  One year a hurricane tried to raw dog the city and we still did trail.  Bring your big kid attitude and don’t be a bitch.  So bring a damn change of clothes.  And a bathing suit!  (We’ll get to that, hold please)

There will be one beer check with premium drinks.  And by premium, we mean stuff you cannot get in Siberia, unless your cousin is sleeping with a customs agent.  Prost or whatever the fuck they say in Russian.  Hydrate like you actually care about living, because it is September, and the heat will slap you like you owe it money.  This is A to A prime, so when we finish, you can stagger a few feet and collect your junk without crying about a carback.  There is also a pool on-after!  YAY!  Shock and awe!  The crowd goes wild!  It is BYO drinks, AND A  BATHING SUIT, AND A TOWEL, so plan ahead!  If you don’t because you are KatchUp or something, there is a liquor store about a mile from the pool on-after.  They don’t sell towels or bathing suits.  You can also hit a gas station if you enjoy making poor life choices in fluorescent lighting.  There will be foooooooood!  But seriously, bring your own fucking drinks and a towel.  For your drive home, there are jeans for rent.  Inquire within.  

The trail is close to the pool on-after, so coordinate with your homies, split a ride, or call an Uber so you can combine bad decisions with questionable hydration.  See you assholes out there!  You will not want to miss it, and if you do, we will talk shit about you.  And if you do make it, we’ll also talk shit about you, but to your face.  Kthxbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. 

Bring:

• WATER, IT IS HOT!
• Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
• Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
• A Towel, a Bathing Suit, and beverages for the POOL ON AFTER!
• Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

 

BMH3 #407 08/30/2025 The Resting Cock Reaper

  

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BMH3 #407   08/30/2025 The Resting Cock Reaper

 

When:

Saturday, August Thirtieth TwentyTwentyfive

• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

• Manned Beer Check or two!

Where:

12012 Wickchester Ln Suite 550, Houston, TX 77079

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hBP7vhcdwZS8SAGJ9?g_st=a

 

Hares:

Workless Cock, Dim Reaper, and Resting Boot Face

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Join Workless Cock, Dim Reaper, and Resting Boot Face for a trail on the west side for a fun, shiggy-filled route around 5 miles long, running from A to B. Hoping for plenty of water crossings and flying objects to keep things interesting, with some muddy bits and peek-a-boo views for the adventurous. There’s a beer check along the way to hydrate and chill, and it all ends with a refreshing pool where you can relax and soak up the good vibes.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Towel, and beverages for the POOL ON AFTER!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

0n-0n,

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #406 08/16/2025 From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle

 

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BMH3 #406    08/16/2025  From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle 

 

When:

Saturday, August Sixteenth TwentyTwentyfive

• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

• Manned Beer Check or two!

Where:

George Mitchell Nature Preserve

5171 Flintridge Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381

30.162937771734669, -95.51776231450669

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xcK168SbjNLK6xK29

 

Hares:

IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Start your afternoon feeling like a creature from the deep, slogging through mud, muck, and questionable puddles, only to end it basking in chlorinated glory like a limp noodle on vacation. Bring your trail shoes, your sense of humor, and a swimsuit — in that order. Trail will be 3-5 miles, 1-2 beer checks, leave your dignity and good decisions at home! On after will be at the Ivanna/Poon pool Oasis. Food will be provided, bring your own drinks and TOWEL!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Towel, and beverages for the POOL ON AFTER!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #405 – 8/2/2025: Cougarand and 2 Mennanite Save the day with their POOL!!!

   

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BMH3 #405 – 8/2/2025: Cougarrand and 2 Mennanite Save the day with their POOL!!!

When: 

Saturday, August Second, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Cougarrands POOL!!!

403 Westbrook St. Pinehurst tx. 77362
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aA7hGLDpTNYD8FJM8
30.12121683773669, -95.6527930553569

Hares: 

Cougarrand

2-Mennanite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:Cougarrand heard that we might be having a "famous" katchup beer mile instead of a regular trail because we didn't have a hare and she said NO! I will save the hash!  I will provide a shittggy trail 2.5 to 3 miles long, with shade and watercrossings. To top it off, I will provide a POOL ending! With a high likelihood of hotdogs!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

Pool stuff, ya know, suit, towel, whatever you need. maybe some extra on after beers. 
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #404 – 7/19/2025: KatchUp's Lucky #13 Analversary where shit gets weird with Short Cummingz. Whoop! Whoop!

  

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BMH3 #404 – 7/19/2025: Lucky #13 where shit gets weird

When: 

Saturday, July Nineteenth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Toyo Solar
6115 Greens Rd, Humble, TX 77396 

29.955605145269, -95.30030451386869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tWLTizsUm4D8opCm6
PARK IN THE BACK. NORTHWEST CORNER

Hares: 

KatchUp & Short Cummingz

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
13 years ago this horny gay guy led my little ginger ass into the woods. Little did I know I was going to get fucked by 8 miles of dick(amazing shiggy). I loved every inch and now its time to give back with the same shiggy that hooked me. Fret not, this trail will be much shorter, roughly 4-5 miles with 1-2 BC's. My lovely co/virgin hare Short Cummingz will get to see how we rolled back in the days. Look forward to some great shiggy, little to no water(maybe) and a great time.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

 

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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

When: 

Saturday, July Fifth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Woodbranch Village Park
113 Maple Lane, Woodbranch, TX 77357
30.175492007089769, -95.17823874683869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZdmHBCCYjt6RBvTE9

Hares: 

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Summertime is here, so the hare has planned 3-4 miles of shaded shiggy guaranteed to get you wet.  Trail is A-to-B, will feature a BX swimming hole, and a creekside On-In with a possible aquatic circle.  Bring: Virgins, $5, your favorite horsefly repellent, and a drinking vessel for Brass Monkeys .  

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A shag bag, if you want any of your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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