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Wednesday, September 29, 2021

BMH3 #305 – 10/02/2021: Homoglobins pre indigenous peoples day

 

When:

Saturday, October 2nd 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

30.234811226926169, -95.4828691734269
1328 Farm to Market Rd 1488, Conroe, TX 77384
Northside of 1488, at wg Jones forest.

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Pre Columbus day brass monkey or pre indigenous peoples day.  Take your pick!  I discovered this trail! All are welcome!.
3.5 ish mile trail. Standard other brass monkey stuff. Ill have a beer and water check. Cum one cum all!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:


WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

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