BMH3 #304 – 9/18/2021:FIFTH ANAL FLOCK YOU, hared by The Flock

When:

Saturday, September 18, 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

30.093421547147869 -95.40576854457369
1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386
(***NOT Spring Creek Greenway Nature Center)

Hares:

Dumbsterbaitor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, Outside Cat, Mouth Organ, and Womb Raider

Sidenote: 

HEY KNUCKLEHEAD, DO NOT GO TO THE SPRING CREEK GREENWAY NATURE CENTER!

FROM THE HARES:

 It is that glorious time of year when beautiful Birds swoop down and take over the hash!!!! Don’t miss your chance to show your feathers! All your favorite Birds (except one Special Bird that has migrated to some damn island… WE MISS YOU Red Light!) have flocked together to bring you another hash filled with avian themed bad decisions. There will be 3 trails of about 2 miles each to enjoy: the Canary (yellow marks), Bluebird (blue marks) and Dove (white marks). There will be Shiggy complete with thorns and water crossings. Experienced hash pup friendly. Trails will start and end at the Nest filled with the Flock, delicious beverages and snacks. Fly away from the Nest as few or as many times as you like. For circle we will be providing some hot food for you birds to cannibalize. Outside Cat will also be bringing back her infamous owl shaped Jello shot mold.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-