BMH3 #303 – September 4th 2021: Cocktor Spork and Temple of Poon Celebrate their Birthdays!

When:

Saturday, September 4th 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

30.11348927966169, -95.48916436458269
23902 Glen Loch Drive, The Woodlands,
TX  77380 (Deadend of Glen Loch Drive)

Hares:

Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon
Cocktor Spork

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
HEY MONKEYS!





HEY WHAT?


 


HEY MONKEYS!


 


HEY WHAT?


 


GO FUCK YOURSELVES!  


 


But first, come to Cocktor Spork and Indiana
Bones’ BIRFDAY HASH!  That’s right, back
by UNpopular demand, the Cocktor Bones… Poon Spork…. Cocktor and the Temple of
Poon…. NO, scratch that last one…. Anyway, those two will be laying their
BIRFDAY trail on their ACTUAL BIRFDAY!
Although we share a birthday with Beyoncé as well, she will be unable to
make it this year.  What can you
expect?  3-4 miles of SHIGTASTIC
SHIGGY!  Water crossings, thorns, ups and
downs – emotionally and physically – a booze check, and a lazy as fuck socially
distant sit-in-your-fucking-chair-over-there circle.  Bring bug spray and sun screen – if you have
to pick one, burn the skin and fuck the mosquitos up.  Make sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes,
$5 for hashcash, and little to no self-esteem.
It’s easier that way.  It’s gonna
be awful, you won’t wanna miss it!

0n-0n Bitches!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why:

Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-