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 BMH3 #355 - 09/02/2023 - Donnie the Retard

When:

Saturday, September Second, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Terramont Park

8500 Terramont Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77382

https://goo.gl/maps/L2jqMWpNHcjcvUyt8

30.202675563639243, -95.55680532407591

Hares:

Donnie the Retard

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

This trail will be short, shiggy, and shitty in true Donnie the Retard fashion. I will do my best to keep it in the shade. There will be water crossings if the water is still there and we will end with some cold and refreshing treats on top of the already provided circle amenities.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse

 

🚨🚨🚨 We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse

When:

Saturday, August Nineteenth, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve
Drive down the dirt road past the dead end at 23231 Holzwarth Rd, Spring, TX 77389
30.102866138518769, -95.45631579812969
https://goo.gl/maps/ER6SCR3nrK2rGGuL8

Hares:

Just Matt
Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Just Matt has volunteered to hare for the first time!
Save a Horse stepped up to steer him in the right direction!
Just Matt promises a TRAIL! But hasn't told me any other details... 

Trail will be about 3 miles, will have water crossings.  Trail will be mostly shaded with a mix of trails and shiggy!
Butt don't worry Mole will keep things from going too far off the rails?

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need a hare for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

Hear ye, hear ye, all you adventurous and thirsty souls of the Brass Monkey Hash House Harriers! It's time to mark your calendars for what may be the hottest hash of the year on Saturday, August 5, 2023!

When:

Saturday, August Fifth Year of our lord TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• TWO manned beer checks

Where:

📍Cypress Creek MTB Trailhead
🏁14234 W Cypress Forest Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9840995226569, -95.57693700894869
https://goo.gl/maps/HcuXqWTfHJ6ffQSf7

Hare:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
What's in store for this trail, you may ask? Prepare yourselves for a 3-4 mile journey filled with heat, heat, shiggy, heat and more heat! Fear not, brave hashers, for we shall have not one, but TWO manned beer AND WATER checks to keep the spirits high and mouths dry... errrr, wet! And if the weather gods smile upon us, there might even be wet stuff and other shenanigans on the trail.

On-After Pool Party:
After conquering the trail, the festivities continue at Goose's residence! Goose is supplying a pool, Malört, some orange food, and a grill for those who may wish to bring their own meat or meat substitute to cook up.

Hares Notes:
- Trail is A to A'. Bring a vessel if you plan on pre-lubing in the parking lot.
- The temperature at go-time is supposed to be >100F. If you don't want to be like Goose and almost die on trail, bring lots of water to carry with you.
- Pool On-After is BYOB and BYOM (Bring your own Meat or Meat substitute)
- Much to the chagrin of some of you; Goose's spawn will be at home so nudity is a no-go this time around.


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT! - Seriously everyone who didn't have it last time nearly died, and last trail was literally in water.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-