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BMH3 #406 08/16/2025 From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle

 


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BMH3 #406    08/16/2025  From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle 

 

When:

Saturday, August Sixteenth TwentyTwentyfive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check or two!

Where:

George Mitchell Nature Preserve
5171 Flintridge Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381
30.162937771734669, -95.51776231450669
 

Hares:

IVANNA Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Start your afternoon feeling like a creature from the deep, slogging through mud, muck, and questionable puddles, only to end it basking in chlorinated glory like a limp noodle on vacation. Bring your trail shoes, your sense of humor, and a swimsuit — in that order. Trail will be 3-5 miles, 1-2 beer checks, leave your dignity and good decisions at home! On after will be at the Ivanna/Poon pool Oasis. Food will be provided, bring your own drinks and TOWEL!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A Towel, and beverages for the POOL ON AFTER!
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
 
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