BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 219 - The 1st AИAL DILF Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 219 - The 1st AИAL DILF Trail!

When: Saturday, June 16th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Jesse H. Jones Park & Nature Center

20634 Kenswick Drive

Humble, TX 77338

Hares: Ivanna Hairy ButtChug & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-69 (yeah, said it) to FM 1960, then turn left onto 1st St E/FM1960 Business W/Humble Westfield Rd. Go like 1.5-ish miles and turn right onto Kenswick Drive. Go straight all the way until you go balls deep into the park. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

Ladies & Gentlemen, cum one cum all, to the 1st AИAL DILF Trail! That’s right, unbeknownst to our hares, but knownst to us, this will be the first of many DILF trails in the cumming years! So, what can you expect? According to the lying hares, you can expect 3-4 miles of some solid shiggy, with at least one beer check! Dog friendly, as long as they can swim. Same goes for virgins. This is also Father’s Day weekend, so wear your best dad inspired gear and make us proud! Tacky fannypack? Got it! Terrible dad joke shirt? Yup, in the bag! Dad socks and plaid shirts? Yes, we all know Ivanna has those. So cum on out and beat the heat with your monkey family and a bunch of DILFs. DILFs pay only $5 hashcash, wow, can you believe it?! One day only, you heard it here!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 218 - Spork Breaks In the Hashlettes

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 218 - Spork Breaks In the Hashlettes

When: Saturday, June 2nd, at ***2:00pm!*** 

Where: Bear Branch Sportsfields
5205 Research Forest Drive 
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Cocktor Spork, Just Brett, and Just (Virgin) Mary

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: 
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take exit 77 toward Lake Woodlands Dr/Research Forest Dr/Tamina Rd. Go to your first light, Research Forest drive, and turn left. Go 3 miles and the park will be on your left. *Note* There is a Skatepark directly across the street, it's not that one, it's the big ass one on the left. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: The heat has arrived, the sun is scorching, and I sure as fuck don't want to be in the sun very long. So, you can expect lots of fuckin shiggy. Hopefully. You know what Google Maps doesn't show? Fences. What else can you expect? Some gaddam water crossings! After that? A beer check with water, beer, and some little freezy-pops! Whaaaaaaaattttttttttttt – game changa! Trail should be somewhere between 3 – 4 miles, with falses, b00b checks, dick checks, and all kinds of other marks Heartache will no doubt miss when he shows up an hour and a half late. Co-haring alongside me will be two Brass Monkey babies, brought to us as virgins, now on their way to being official couch-fuckers. They have willingfully – that means consented – decided to go into the deep dark woods with I, Cocktor Spork, to learn the true Brass Monkey ways of haring. Our little Just Brett and Just (Virgin) Mary will cum ready to learn bright and early this Saturday, where they will no doubt be inserted with knowledge, filled with understanding, and be erected to the level of Brass Monkey hares – you won’t want to miss it! 

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 217

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 215 - Gator's Rootin' Tootin' Crawfish Trail Extravaganza!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 214 - BMH3 Invades the H4 Campout... Then Fucks Off.

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 214 - BMH3 Invades the H4 Campout... Then Fucks Off.

When: Saturday, April 7th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: H4 Spring Campout!

7606 FM-2854, Conroe, TX 77304, United States

*If you are rego'd cool, if not you can pay $5 for the hash, then 0n-out after swinglow to 0n-After.

Hares: McPisser, Horsefli Drivebi, and Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Head North on I-45 all the way to Exit 87A toward FM2854/TX-105/Conroe. Merge onto the N Fwy service road and turn right on the loop to get to FM 2854 / Metcalf St / Old Montgomery Road. Turn right on Metcalf/FM 2854 and go west on FM 2854 for approx. 3 miles. Scott Lake is on the Left (south) just past the intersection with Loop 336.

The normal entrance to the site is 3.2 miles from the turn off of I-45 and the entrance for trailers, porta potties, ICP etc. is 2.7 miles from the junction. The entrances lead under the railroad tracks. Use the second entrance on the left and go under the railroad tracks. This will take you around the lake to the main camping area.

Sidenote:

FROM ONE OF THE HARES: So this weekend's trail was supposed to be laid by Homoglobin, but he had something come up in the muggle-world, so he'll be doing one later! So there I was, about to plan a trail, when McPisser comes up and says "Spork! I wanted to talk to you about the next Brass Monkey trail. It happens to be in Monkey territory during the Houston..." Then I said "YES!" without fully grasping the consequences or my actions. As I started to walk away, McPisser whispered "...and you can lay it with us..." Well shit. So yeah, there we are. What can you expect? Some fucking shiggy, that's for sure. What else? Probably more. If you are not rego'd for the campout, that's cool, you'll just pay your $5, do trail & circle, then be on your merry way. No drama. No "Ohhh, let me stay", just 0n-0ut to 0n-After. Plan on water crossings, at least one beer check, and some bad decisions.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 213 - Like a (Hash) Virgin Trail

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 213 - Like a (Hash) Virgin Trail

When: Saturday, March 24th, at ***3:00pm!*** DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, BITCHES!

Where: Papa's Ice House

314 Pruitt Road

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 73, Rayford / Sawdust Road, then take that all the way to the first light (Rayford / Sawdust) and take the far left lane to loop under the freeway to go back North. Right past the Texaco is Pruitt Road, turn right. Go for a hot second and Papa's Ice House will be on your right. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE: I am feeling nostalgic. Trail will start where I lost my hash virginity to the Brass Monkey and started down this path of drunken ruin & debauchery. Yay!!! There will be BOOBS!!! There will be BEER!!! There will be DICKS!!! Expect 3-4 miles of shiggy and to get wet at two or more water crossings of yet to be determined depth (I don’t like to swim so you probably won’t drown). Trail should be dog friendly for experienced hash pups.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 212 - 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 212 - 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress!

When: Saturday, March 10th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Texas ENT Specialists

10857 Küykendahl Road

The Woodlands, TX 77382

***Park at the back corner along Flintridge Drive***

Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy ButtChug!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North to Woodlands Parkway, or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Exit Woodlands Parkway and take that to Küykendahl Road and turn left. Right on Flightridge Drive, second driveway on the right. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: It's that time of year, that time that getting slutty, drunk, and passing out is totally acceptable, nay - encouraged. No, not a funeral, but St. Patty's Day! Cum celebrate the 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress as Temple of Poon and Ivanna lay you a "fantastic" trail! Trail will be 4-5 miles with something for everyone: water crossings, shiggy, pavement, and obviously jesus thorns since it's a religious holiday. There will be THREE drink checks - not beer, but drinks - and some holiday thèmed antics and prizes, including a prize for BEST OUTFIT! You won't want to miss this spectacular shitshow and exceptional people watching event. Bring your A game, bring a green dress, and bring your damn sassy-ass style, because you might get a prize! Cum one, cum all, cum in green!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 211: Twinkle Toes' Birfday Campout & BMH3 8th Analversary!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 211: Twinkle Toes' Birfday Campout & BMH3 8th Analversary!

When: Saturday, February 24th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Big Woods Hunter Camps, Sam Houston National Forest

https://goo.gl/maps/BpH6pqRirWo

30.615562, -95.293890

Hare: Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston / The Woodlands:

Take I-45 North,

Take Exit 102 for Farm to Mkt Rd 1375

At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto FM 1375 E - 0.5 mi

Turn left onto TX-75 N - 0.1 mi

Turn right onto Gibbs St - 0.1 mi

Turn left onto FM 1375 E/Elmore St - 7.8 mi

Turn left onto Boswell Rd/Four Notch Rd - 0.7 mi

Turn right onto Forest Service Rd 200 - 4.3 mi

Turn right onto Forest Service Rd 207 - 1.9 mi

Turn left onto Forest Service Rd 202 - 2.1 mi

Campground will be on the left

https://goo.gl/maps/etniws4xbuq

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Trail will be tough, expect 4-6 miles of shiggy with manned beer checks/bail points.

Bring your own everything campout!

The campground is totally primitive, no water, no toilets, just a place for your tent.

You need to bring :

Trashbag

camping gear

Latrine shovel

food AND water

booze for after circle beer runs out!

Firewood!

Do not bring:

Large Bowie knives for sticking "scary" black dogs.

Drama

Remember, this is a public campground, we may not have it entirely to ourselves, behave accordingly!

IT'S A CAMPOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 210: Womb Raider & Dresses With Wolves' 21st Analversary Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 210: Womb Raider & Dresses With Wolves' 21^st Analversary Trail!

When: Saturday, February 10th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Burroughs Park

9738 Hufsmith Road

Tomball, TX

Hares: Womb Raider & Dresses With Wolves

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Rd North to TX-99 West to Küykendahl Road. Turn right/ north onto Küykendahl Road, and go for about 4 miles. Turn left onto Hufsmith Road and you'll run into the park. **Park in the FAR NORTHWEST SIDE of the park near the pavilion.**

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Cum celebrate our legal drinking age analversary! Whoo-hoo! Another year without murdering each other! Trail will be 3-4 miles and a mix of runnable trails, shiggy and a touch of pavement. Water crossings are a possibility. There will be one beer check. Much like our early years together drinking Big Jug 40s for $1.25, beer check will include cheap malt liquor of the Dresses with Wolves variety. Don’t worry there will be good craft beer too. I’m also baking homemade cookies for circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 209

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 209

When: Saturday, January 27th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: WG Jones State Park

(Southeast corner of FM 1488 and Jones Trail)

Conroe, TX 77384

Hares: Down Her Hatch and Just Tasha

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take that to FM 1488 and exit then take it west. You will loop around and go over the freeway. Take that for a while and look for the State Forest entrance on your left on the corner of 1488 and Jones Trail. Carpool is best, the parking lot is a bit small.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: The trail is entitled "Conroe goes down (South)". Giggity.

Get ready for a shit fest of novice hares, but what we lack in experience, we'll make up for in enthusiasm, and craft beer.

There will be a big pot o' chili at the end as well as some satanic dancing and possibly b00bs. Come enjoy the beautiful weather before it gets back to fucking hot as hell, which is probably like a damn month away.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 208

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 208

When: Saturday, January 13th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Hampton Pointe Blvd, Spring, TX  77389

(30.116302, -95.498367)! Neighborhood is currently being built so no exact address.

Hares: Penis First, Mouth Second & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North to the Grand Parkway (TX-99) then go west - that means left. Take 99 to Gosling and exit, then head north - that means right. Go about two miles then turn right on Hampton Pointe Blvd. Go all the way until it dead-ends, look for assholes.

Sidenote:

It is 2018, so let's get this shit rolling! As KatchUp is no longer allowed to lay trails on his own, or spearhead them for that matter, his new husband and roommate Penis First, Mouth Second will be leading this wild safari through the woods of the greater Woodlands/Spring area with his little KatchUp packet riding on his coat tails. Unbeknownst to them but knownst to us, this will no doubt be a shit show, but I will surely make them drink their down downs in excess to the point that we put them in an über and send them to a random crackhouse... assuming we find circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 207: Cows in Spaaaace, now with Monkeys!

When: Saturday, December 30th, at ***5:00pm!***

Where: Eleanor Tinsley Park

18-3600 Allen Parkway

Houston, TX 77019

Hares: Myseld and Vagineer

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $2 Hash Cash! (Don't get used to this Monkeys!)

D’erections:

From The Woodlands: Take I-45 south and exit 47A for Allen Parkway. Will be on your right pretty damn quick.

Sidenote From Platterpuss:

The" MastRUbation in Space Trail" has morphed into the new "Cows in Spaaaace Trail!" and this year we are adding Monkeys into the debauchery! Combining the traditions of Space City H3, MOOOOUSTON H3, and The Brass Monkey H3, we will orbit Houston at unheard of speeds in search of beer and other intoxicating substances.

Trail will be around 4 miles with two beer checks. Munchies and down down beer will be provided for circle, so bring $2 hash cash.

Start is at Elanor Tinsley Park at 5pm. Use the parking spaces along Allen Parkway between the skate park and the Federal Reserve Building.

Other equipment you will need: Headlamp, ID, money for beer check(s), change of clothes, coyote repellent, space suit with your own oxygen supply, drinking vessel, Mae West, deck of cards for quarantine, etc...

Trail is dog friendly, and on-after location should be as well (will confirm)

See you there!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 206 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 206 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, December 16th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: CHI St. Luke's Health

2255 E Mossy Oaks Rd, Spring, TX 77389

*Park away from the building in the parking lot closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.*

Hares: Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North to the Grand Parkway / TX-99 ramp/feeder - you don't need to actually get on 99! Take it west (that's left), then turn right on Holzwarth Road. Will be on your right. Park away from the building in the parking lot closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.

Sidenote:

This is the BIRFDAY run for both Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick. It's hard to imagine celebrating such a thing, but alas, here we are. According to the hares (and their lies), you can expect 3-4 miles of mostly shiggy with at least one beer check. Give the hares, you can also bet you are going to get dirty as much as possible in mud, water crossings, or general yuckyness - so bring a change of clothes!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 205

When: Saturday, December 2nd, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: H.E.B

3875 W Davis St.

Conroe, TX 77304

Hares: Dumbsterbaitor, Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston/ Woodlands: Take I-45 North exit 87A FM 2854/TX-105/Conroe. Turn left onto TX-105/ W Davis St and go west for about 2 miles. Turn left onto TX-336 and HEB is on the right. Park on the North side near the McDonalds.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Are you tired as hell of hashing in circles around either Womb or Aryan’s place? Does the thought of another on-after at Papas make you want to give yourself a lobotomy with a rusty nail and not update your tetanus shot? Maybe you just want to “try” to get Dumpsterbaitor, Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones drunk and slutty? Then you better cum up to Conroe and enjoy a virgin trail laid by three not so virgin hares. Trail will be a 4-5 miles mix of shiggy, water crossings and maybe a little pavement. We aren’t planning on taking you anywhere you might get shot but orange is a good color this time of year just in case … because Conroe. There will be one beer check with good beer. On-after at B-52 Brewery. Their delicious beer will get the taste of Lonestar or whatever out of your mouth after circle. We will be bringing snacks to the brewery and there will be food trucks also. Trail should be OK for experienced hash pups and on-after is dog friendly.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

When: Saturday, November 18th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: Spring Trails Visitor Center

2026 Spring Trails Bend

Spring, TX 77386

Hares: Aryan Sisterhood & Down Her Hatch

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north; both of which you will take to TX-99, Grand Parkway.

If I-45: Take exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West, Turn right to merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

If Hardy: Take the exit toward TX-99, Keep right at the fork and merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE: Cum drink and be thankful this Saturday with your Brass Monkey Hash family before having to deal with your "real" families this Thanksgiving.  Down Her Hatch will get you wet and Aryan Sisterhood will get you dirty.  Expect 4 miles of shiggy and creeks, so bring a change of clothes so you aren't a disgusting piece of crap in circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork