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BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat
When:
Saturday, August ThirtyFirst TWentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
Where:
Champion Forest Park
9650 Cypresswood Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9912634597069, -95.55229335755269
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xQ1MnUbsTQNX2aFG6
Hares:
Just Lulu(the human)
Outside Cat
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Do you like getting hot?
Do you like getting wet?
Do you like wishing death on the people that made you hot and wet?
If so, have we got a trail for you!
Cum one, cum all, for Just Lulu the Human's VIRGIN Hare!
Since we don't hate her, and want her to live and stick around, we decided KatchUp should not be the one to teach her how to hare. No, we thought it was time for her to have a slap of reality and get a full day of a hungover Outside Cat. We're guessing. Cum see the result when Outside Cat spends the day directing the small, drunk kitten that is Just Lulu the Human. Will she try to treat Lulu the Human like Lulu the Dog? Bark bark, bitch. What else are we guessing?
Do you like getting wet?
Do you like wishing death on the people that made you hot and wet?
If so, have we got a trail for you!
Cum one, cum all, for Just Lulu the Human's VIRGIN Hare!
Since we don't hate her, and want her to live and stick around, we decided KatchUp should not be the one to teach her how to hare. No, we thought it was time for her to have a slap of reality and get a full day of a hungover Outside Cat. We're guessing. Cum see the result when Outside Cat spends the day directing the small, drunk kitten that is Just Lulu the Human. Will she try to treat Lulu the Human like Lulu the Dog? Bark bark, bitch. What else are we guessing?
Trail will be about 3-4 miles... we think.
There will be shade and water to get wet... possibly.
And last but not least, there will be a POOL ENDING WITH FAJITAS!! Allegedly. If that were to transpire, it would be a BYOB type of on-after. Not like, "Ohh, can I have some circle beer for on-after?" Le no. There will be gas stations along the way, or you can bring a lil'ol cooler with your favorite beverages in it. Of note, Just Lulu the Human does not yet have a hash name. She needs a hash name. If you have stories, bring them. If you don't, start making them up. We've gotten through the climax of heat, and now we're dropping faster than Lulu's patience level with KatchUp when he's trying to mansplain things to her. So cum on out, you won't wanna miss it!
Bring:
WATER, IT IS STILL HOT!Swimsuit, plate, utensils and beverage of choice for on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
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