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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

 


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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy


When: 

Saturday, July Fifth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go


Where:

Woodbranch Village Park
113 Maple Lane, Woodbranch, TX 77357
30.175492007089769, -95.17823874683869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZdmHBCCYjt6RBvTE9

Hares: 

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Summertime is here, so the hare has planned 3-4 miles of shaded shiggy guaranteed to get you wet.  Trail is A-to-B, will feature a BX swimming hole, and a creekside On-In with a possible aquatic circle.  Bring: Virgins, $5, your favorite horsefly repellent, and a drinking vessel for Brass Monkeys .  

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A shag bag, if you want any of your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


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