BMH3 #393 – 2/15/2025: Brass Monkey 15th anniversary and Twinkle Toes Birthday campout!

 

 

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BMH3 #393 – 2/15/2025: Brass Monkey 15th anniversary and Twinkle Toes Birthday campout!

When:

Saturday, February Fifteenth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

TRAIL and camping:
Double Lake Hunter camp on NFSR 220
Forest Service Rd 220, Coldspring, TX 77331
30.5331790344169, -95.13466434168369
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sL1SAkKX35KajKNB7

Hares:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Pack will DEPART AT 1:30!!! Don't be late!
Trail will be 4-6+ miles of glorious National Forest SHIGGY!  Expect regular shiggy, muddy shiggy, thorny shiggy!

CAMPING: For the on after, we will be CAMPING!!!!! After circle beer runs out and hash snacks are gone, you're on your own! Bring Your Own EVERYTHING! You'll need to take care of yourself until you can pack up and leave sunday morning! That means bring FOOD, WATER, BEER, and your POOP SHOVEL!
I highly recommend arriving a bit before trail and setting up your camp before trail. You can come as early as you want, even Friday!
These campsites are primitive, as in bring a poop shovel primitive!
It's looking like its going to get chilly Saturday night, so stop on the way to grab some firewood! either a couple bundles from the hardware store, or random places on the way to camp.

Bring:

WATER, you're camping and running, you'll get thirsty!
FOOD you have to feed yourself dinner, and maybe breakfast depending how fast you leave Sunday.
BOOZE, circle beer won't last all night
FIREWOOD
SHELTER
POOPSHOVEL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Twinkle Toes Signal ID: JamesS.42
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #392 - 02/01/2025 - Homoglobins Third time's a charm? trail

 

 

 

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 BMH3 #392 - 02/01/2025 - Homoglobins Third time's a charm? trail

When:

Saturday, February First, Twenty Twentyfive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• One Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Burroughs Park Pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 - and drive all the way to the pavilion in the back
30.13811394581269, -95.57557074460769
https://maps.app.goo.gl/XceBYR8nstCSf3yx9

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3.5 miles
Park in the furthest north spot by the pavilion(usual spot)
Weather should be fantastic!
Nothing more and never less!
One beer check.

Bring:

WATER, IT might not be cold
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

Brass Monkey #391 01/18/25 Penis Fly Crap's 18th Hashiversary

 

 

 

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BMH3 #391 01/18/25: Penis Fly Crap's 18th Hashiversary

When:

Saturday, January Eighteenth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Actual START: 20504 Fourier Drive, New Caney, TX 77357
Plug address into APPLE MAPS, google doesn't have this address yet!
30.157686035228569, -95.29230170368169
Enter Porter's Mill Subdivision on Miller Heights Drive, and find your way to the pin.

For navigation purposes, go here, and keep driving south on Miller Heights Dr. looking for hashers.
30.163552213737503, -95.29207316795329
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JRLEW2fcSBip49pm8

Hares:
Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Cum on out and celebrate 18 years of hashing with Penis Fly Crap.  You'll get a 3-5 mile trail,shiggy, a beer check, and waist high water crossings.  

Bring:
probably a change of warm clothes!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Get on 69 N
Take exit 159A toward FM 1485/New Caney
Take a Left onto 1485 N for 2.2 miles
Take a Left onto Gene Campbell Rd for 3.1 miles
Run Left onto Miller Heights Dr. for .6 miles
When you reach the fresh construction, look for hashers



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-