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BMH3 #337 - 12/24/2022 CSI Lays a christmas trail!

When:

Saturday, December 24th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

30.108282263149269, -95.4173042902569
https://goo.gl/maps/PBM7cfphB8Lbg8sP6
1800-1836 Spring Creek Dr, Spring, TX 77386 yeah, thats the address google says, just go towards the dead end of Spring Creek Dr, and look for hashers

Hare:

Can't Stop Inhaling (CSI)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Won't be crazy or too wet, but can do an easy pure shiggy turkey-eagle. If it is crazy cold I have options, otherwise some ankle deep crossings.

Bring:

Warm clothes for circle, it'll be chilly!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 12/24 ! !  This is the perfect excuse to ditch all that family that is in town for the holidays! Also, 2023 signups are now available! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #336    12/10/2022    Fuck Fuck Goose and MoA2H3    Shiggy in the City

What: 

"Shiggy in the City"

A Brass Monkey Trail guest hared by MoA2H3.
*** The official H4 Christmas Party Pre-Lube Trail for 2022! ***

Three Kennels, one event; what could go wrong?

Come on out for this once in a lifetime experience, meet new friends from the Motown Ann Arbor Hash House Harriers, and learn first hand why one guy on the internet called Brass Monkey "The easiest trails in Texas."

This trail will be the official prelube for the H4 Christmas party!!! What does this mean? Well let me tell you!

1) Trail will be south of the normal Brass Monkey territory at Memorial Park.
2) All Hashers from all kennels are welcome (obviously) regardless of H4 Christmas Party Rego status.
3) If you rego for the xmas party, your hashcash will be included in that registration. IF you aren't going to the holiday party, then $5.
4) After trail, those who have rego'd will find some water, scrub the shiggy and mud off, put on nice party clothes, and go to the H4 Christmas party. Those who have not rego'd will, uhhh, do something else...  

Christmas party rego form: https://tinyurl.com/3h7hxrjx

When:

Saturday, December Tenth, Two Thousand and Twenty Two
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check if you're lucky

Where:

Mayor Jim McConn Memorial Ball Field Parking Lot
799 E Memorial Loop Dr, Houston, TX 77007
29.771827230767169, -95.43033604764969
https://goo.gl/maps/oYFwoyY1Ruo4vLef8
Pull in, look for Hashers. If you are looking at a pool, you are in the wrong lot. Head West.

Hares:

Fuck Fuck Goose, Gutter Guzzler, and a gaggle of Motown-Ann Arbor Hashers

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3.5 miles-ish with shiggy. Between the weather and the trail you might get wet. You may get dirty. You may get drunk. It might get chilly. Be prepared... Or don't. Just Don't Drink and Drive.

Bring:

A change of clothes if that is your thing, especially if you plan on attending the H4 Christmas Party.
Maybe something warm for circle if that is your thing.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. (Don't know what that is? Come find out!)
Your beverage of choice if Brass Monkeys or generic hash beer are not your thing.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 12/24 ! !  This is the perfect excuse to ditch all that family that is in town for the holidays!  To sign up Follow this link!  2023 signups will be available as soon as all 2022 trails are filled!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #335 -11/26/2022: Sister Melinda and Basic Bitch Save Thanksgiving!

When:

Saturday, November TwentySixth, TwoThousandTwentyTwo

• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Cypress Creek Park at Timberlane

Approximately: 1906 Naplechase Crest Dr, Spring, TX 77373

30.04454512500469, -95.40362739036269

https://goo.gl/maps/6HxPobXfvK65MMSH9

Hares:

Sister Melinda

Basic Bitch

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Parking in the park. 3.5 miles with lots of shiggy. More than likely a little bit of water.

Bring:

A change of clothes, and something warm for circle, you might get wet, it might get chilly

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!

•YES we will be having circles!

•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!

•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.

•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.

•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.

•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 11/26(THE NEXT TRAIL) and 12/24 ! ! To sign up Follow this link!  2023 signups will be available as soon as all 2022 trails are filled!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #334 - 11/12/2022: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) Celebrates the Marine corps birthday

When:

Saturday, November Twelfth, Twenty-TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

24202 Kuykendahl Rd, Tomball, TX 77389
30.115224485555969, -95.55388532310469
https://goo.gl/maps/aj49Q6WSGfFbWdoz8

Hares:

Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Park in Kroger parking near gas station and Taco Bell.
Trail is 3.69 miles, with lots of Shiggy!
2 Bier checks.
A to B, or A to A' according to how the last hares fucked us.
But anyhow, expect to get bloody. Expect to get wet. And most importantly expect to be disappointed by yours truly, as it's my Barfday!!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

BMH3 #333 – 10/29/2022: WDYGO's BARFDAY TRAIL

When:

Saturday, October Twenty-Ninth, Twenty Twenty Two
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

Meyer Park on the south side of Cypresswood Dr.
7700 Cypresswood Dr, Spring, TX 77379
30.007200685451969, -95.51977421786669
https://goo.gl/maps/mRdMQ4jqYrFSNnPM6

Hares:

Where Do You Get Off
Red Light Special

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Twinkle Toes: Do y'all have any notes from the hares?

WDYGO: Wear Orange

WDYGO: Spork is colorblind

Red Light: No water crossings. Shiggy socks. Dog friendly unless they are major squirrel chasers.

WDYGO: Runnable shiggy

WDYGO: And eat your vegetables

Bring:

WATER, IT IS very pleasant out!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 BMH3 #332 – 10/15/2022: Ivanna and Temple Celebrate their 6th anniversary!!!!

When:

Saturday, October 15th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

CVS at 22614 Springwoods Village Pkwy, Spring, TX 77389
30.096097592871969, -95.44987918137669
https://goo.gl/maps/2T8ybMnsVkZUEh2p8

Hares:

Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon
Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Come out this Saturday to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Ivanna making Indiana Bones an offer she couldn’t refuse. Thats right, 6 years since they eloped! There will be shiggy, water crossings, boob checks, dick checks, and alcohol…just like their bedroom 🤣 Trail will feel just as challenging as staying married so don’t miss this shitshow!

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

BMH3 #331    Homoglobins    New Fiscal Year trail!

When:

Saturday, October 1st
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Crafty Beer Check

Where:

Dead end of Denali Wilderness Pkwy, Conroe, TX 77384
30.267654976151669, -95.51821873072769
https://goo.gl/maps/jAmtjpQicem3XBSK8

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Go down the gravel-ish road, pay attention fuckers! There are some potholes but my low slung car made it so you can to. Trail is three miles or so, light water crossings.
Crafty beer check.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #330 – 09/17/22: Sixth Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!

When:

Saturday, September 17th
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Nest

Where:

George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails
30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169
https://goo.gl/maps/vvjW5Bgm3gJiJDpA7

Hares:

Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It is time once again to preen your feathers and join your Flock leaders for the 6th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with Beautiful Birds, BEER, WATER so you don’t die, a drunk worm and snacks. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. Delicious hot food will be provided once all our little birdies return to the Nest. Wear your best feathers!!! Your inner Avian wants it so bad!!! Don’t make it sad by missing FLOCK YOU!!!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #329 – 09/03/2022: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's AИAL Birfday Trail!

BMH3 #328 – 09/03/2022: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's AИAL Birfday Trail!

When:

• Saturday, September 3, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Albury Trails Estates Recreational Center
30.068883, -95.579928
10819 Silver Shield Way, Tomball, TX 77375

Hares:

Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Ladies, Gentlemen, and others, we've survived another year!  And for those of you who have made it this far, your illustrious hares will now attempt to kill you off with our AИAL BIRFDAY TRAIL!  If you're expecting something amazing, go fuck yourself and come again another day.  Otherwise, you can expect 4-ish miles with shiggy, water crossings, scenic highway-adjacent touring, and most likely some fences that our eScouting did not show.  #ThanksGoogleMaps.  There will be a manned beer check, and lots of shit to complain about.  This is virgin territory with a virgin on-after that will not want to be missed!  See you there!  

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

 

BMH3 #328 – 08/20/2022: Fool Me Twice, hared by Penis Fly Crap

When:

Saturday,August 20, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Champion Forest Park - 9650 Cypresswood Dr. -  Houston
29.991275246273269, -95.55185462213969
https://goo.gl/maps/u4wCPtZH2wF8YbQk8

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail will have shade, shiggy, creek crossings, mud, fairways, poison ivy, and plenty of water for dogs along the way. Distance will be appropriate for August heat. A' to A'.  Cold beer and other beverages will be provided, along with snacks at the end.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 BMH3 #327 – August 6,2022: Hot Ham Wallet and Outside Cat

When:

Saturday, August 6,2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, probably

Where:

SouthWest corner of the parking lot of 1585 Sawdust Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380
30.121834281650569, -95.46830490033569
https://goo.gl/maps/iFaL4SGMs2QMak4o8

Hares:

Hot Ham Wallet and Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In Celebration of Hot Ham Wallet finishing school, Outside Cat and Hot Ham Wallet are laying a beautiful 2.69 mile trail!
Trail will feature, Shady, Runable Shiggy! Beautiful cool flowing creeks, and VIRGIN TERRITORY!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!!
FANTASTIC INCREDIBLE, HOLY HELLFIRE SHIT TELL US ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Outside cat will be making some of her delicious food!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares in August! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #326 - 07/23/2022 - Womb Raider and Temple of Poon

When:

Saturday, July 23rd, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

That parking lot at the dead end of old riley fuzzel rd
1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386
30.093409547239269, -95.40565000189469
https://goo.gl/maps/GeR8sfysMS3MKSMB7

Hares:

Womb Raider
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be 2-3 loops totaling ~3 miles. There will be water crossing and shady shiggy. Do as few or as many loops as you can handle. Delicious beverages of beer, hard seltzer,  WATER, Gatorade and salty snacks will be at start/beer check/on-in. Don’t be scared! We will keep from dying (probably)!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
If you're at the Spring Creek Greenway Nature center, you're on the wrong side of Riley Fuzzel rd.  Cross the road and go down a bit, you'll find it.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares late July, August, and early Septbember! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #325 – July 9, 2022: Homoglobins Summer is Hell trail!

When:

Saturday, July 9th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer and water Check

Where:

WG Jones State Forest Trail Head
2826 Farm to Market Rd 1488 (ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE ROAD)
30.234228264275469, -95.48210586000169
https://goo.gl/maps/nPRpQrSaSePXM9S68

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Summer is Hell Trail! Looks to be 102 so trail will be 3-3.5 miles with a beer/water check. It is fairly shaded with no rain in the forecast

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!

  

 

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares late July, August, and early Septbember! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #324 – 6/25/2022: KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!

When:

Saturday, June 25th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Rob Fleming Park -- Start - 30.144239385056295, -95.51164914596272
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UvfzBawRNzCFmHZ88

Hares:
KatchUp

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
For those who didn't know me before hashing, talk to Spork. To everyone that has met me through hashing, blame Spork. There are those that have shot arrows at my asshole, thank Red Light Special(and Spork). I am very happy to announce that I have been hashing for 10 years!!! I love you Spork. I am very excited to be able to give you all a trail that I have put minimal thought into so that everyone can enjoy a SHORT, WET and BOOZE filled time. 

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=KatchUp=-

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday!

 

 

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares late July, August, and early Septbember! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday Bash!

When:

Saturday, June 11th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Start - 30°10'58.4"N 95°28'38.7"W  - Exact location to parking lot
8686 New Trails Dr, The Woodlands 77381 - Street address to building, drive on around to the far back south East corner of the parking lot
https://goo.gl/maps/uo8CxtaVD2ke8acj6

Hares:
Outside Cat

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Come out to Celebrate Outside Cat's Birthday!   For your enjoyment there will be a 3-5 mile shiggy trail, featuring plenty of water to cool down in, craft beer, food, and cake.  Bring bug spray, shag bag, and a change of clothes.  

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is not A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

We need hares later in the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!

BMH3 #322 05/28/2022 - 2 Mennonite - Just what the Dr ordered.

When:

Saturday, May 28th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, sure

Where:

Dr Ann Snyder Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77375
30.14827047022969, -95.56363104676169
https://goo.gl/maps/RXAeVxXoCKFvMVmEA

Hare:

2-Mennonite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
The Doctor will be layin trail starting from Dr Ann Snyder Dr.  Beer Check, Sure; Shiggy, sure; Any real planning, not likely!

From Misman: Watch for additional trail details in the signal/blog comments/facebook.  Also, we need some hares later in the summer! Make trails short on distance, long on water! Have a pool, pool ending! March us in the blazing sun you massochist, just hare! sign up here! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit?usp=sharing

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy

We need hares for next trail, and several more throughout the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!

When:

Saturday, May 14th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Metropark Drive, Shenandoah
On-street parking on Metropark Drive, past Hyatt House.
30.19489777086269, -95.44745242428269
https://goo.gl/maps/o3yc4dusv9UUhzFJ6

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap and Dim Reaper!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Cum one cum all to Penis Fly Crap & Dim Reaper's 1st haring of a Brass Monkey.  There will be sloughs, shiggy, swamps, snakes, spiders, beer, briars, bugs, mud, and a few more surprises along the way.  Bring $5, virgins, and vessels for Brass Monkeys in circle.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #320 – 04/30/2022: Save a Horse, Ride a Moles Birthday Trail!

When:

Saturday, April 30th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Bier Check

Where:

Massage Envy parking lot
10807 Kuykendahl Rd Suite 400, Spring, TX 77382
30.17842441631669, -95.53848336450969
https://goo.gl/maps/E2jK9g7kME3GGutTA

Hare:

Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In the parking lot of the Massage Envy. Trail will be a bit over 4 miles, 95% shiggy. Well shaded, many water crossings. 1 bier check with water check. Hounds will need sunscreen and bug spray.
Oh, and trail is A to B

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #319 – 4/16/2022: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones Celebrating 10 YEARS of Hashing!!!

When:

Saturday, April 16th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Burroughs Park Pavillion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 - Address is entrance to park, Drive ALLLLLLLL the way back to the pavillion
https://goo.gl/maps/vJL3zSn1doni6dum6
30.138648964997669, -95.57532152423269

Hares:

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
 It is our 10 yr hashiversary.  With that in mind we will bring you all the things we experienced in 10 yrs.  Water, shiggy, mud, quicksand,  tricks, trails and more.  Trail will include 1 or more beer checks, maybe a shot check, maybe some boob checks maybe others...?  Expect fun, good times and hashiness.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS getting warm out there!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #317 – March 19,2022: Green Dress Run with H4!!!!

When:

Saturday, March 19th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Divine Mercy Retreat center
Read the D’erections, Seriously. If you just put the name into a mapping app, you will get lost.

Hares:

Horsefli DriveBi and Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

GRAB YOUR GREEN DRESSES, IT'S the GREEN DRESS RUN!!!!
We are teaming up with the Houston Hash to celebrate St Paddys day!
Trail will be at the location of the H4 Spring campout!
We HIGHLY recommend you rego for the H4 campout, and party your face off ALL WEEKEND LONG.(See campout info below)

If camping isn't your jam, you can attend the run for normal $5 hash cash.

****BUT YOU MUST LEAVE PROMPTLY AFTER CIRCLE**** while the rest of us party our faces off, all night long!

FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 4-6 miles a mix of deep/runable shiggy,and maybe a touch of pavement.
There will be a manned beercheck/bail point, definite potential for special st paddy's day drinks!
Also note the later 3PM start time!


CAMPOUT INFO:
H4 campout facebook event: https://fb.me/e/1NCQMJtat
H4 campout calendar link: https://www.google.com/calendar/event?eid=MzJmN3VqbWplN2NjZWV1dTI4cnN2YzBhZHYgaGFzaHZvaWNlQG0&ctz=GMT-05:00
Direct link to the campout Rego Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdEeVLsuyPKihPcoDTvZ5xb1YvigBwOj58YG8PfI51yGQnpUw/viewform?fbclid=IwAR1P6AGYEUS2Gk2iars81B6-CGcsMNbEUPBfFc6WbFNe8728PnrfMx75A6o


Bring:

WATER, IT'S WARMING UP!

Bright colored clothes because national forest and hunting.

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.  

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. 

If you're camping, camping gear!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

Go to here:
30.515911846992669, -95.21664876903969
https://goo.gl/maps/wjY48Lxmd6MR2Fqk9

Then, follow these instructions from the property owners:
"STAY ON THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD AT ALL TIMES. DRIVE TO BASE CAMP WHICH IS ABOUT 1 MILE DOWN THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD.
The MAIN gravel road will gently wind through the forest. Then, take a sharp LEFT over the ravine and next, an immediate RIGHT.
KEEP GOING (driving past the neighbors’ property) and you’ll see our directional sign pointing you to the 2nd gate.
Drive through the 2nd gate with another 8’ tall Divine Mercy Image.
Travel on the Main gravel road to take you directly to Base Camp, RV Sites and Parking area."
Directions from property owner: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xXJoHSKuI3Qz59If4hINJcO0EFyS2wGm/view?usp=sharing
Basically follow the 8' Tall Jesus signs. **chuckles** what could go wrong.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #316 - 03/05/2022: Womb Raiders Birthday Trail!

When:

Saturday, March 5th
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

Spring Creek Greenway **There are several of these, pay attention to which one!**
Dead End, South End of Glen Loch Road,
Approximate Address is: 23915 Glen Loch Dr Spring, TX
https://goo.gl/maps/D6tisHCZYSAh1FPG6
30.11353537952869, -95.48916886828769

Hares:

WOMB RAIDER

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In honor of my finally being middle aged even by Betty White standards cum out and enjoy some beautiful weather, good beer and a trail. I have no idea what kind of trail but it will be good!?! Expect somewhere between 3-5 miles. Truthishly unless I get lost closer to 3 than 5. I am 50 now and senility is kicking in so it could happen. Expect shiggy, water crossings and thorns.
Thanks guys!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS starting to warm up!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

 

 BMH3 #315 -02/19/2022: Twinkle Toes Birfday and Brass Monkey 12th Analversary! Trail and Campout!

When:

Saturday, February 19th 2022
• Show up, and Setup camp - Anytime you want that morning
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Four Notch Hunter Camp
Forest Service Rd 213, Huntsville, TX 77340
30.64632630793869, -95.42342800559169
https://goo.gl/maps/iPbouKXbVQJyiubN6

Hares:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Happy Birthday to ME!!! and Happy birthday to the BRASS MONKEY HASH!
In order to celebrate, we will be throwing a BRING YOUR OWN EVERYTHING CAMPOUT!
We will provide location, and trail.  You bring everything else! Water, food, booze, poop shovel. If you need it, you gotta bring it!
Trail will be normal Twinkle Length(not expeditionary Twinkle Length) so plan for 4-6 miles.
Show up sometime in the morning, claim you camp spot and get setup, then Be ready for Trail at 1pm!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Camping supplies! tent, chair, food, water, poop shovel, whatever you need!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #314 – 2/5/2022: Homoglobins February Winter Run!

When:

Saturday, February Fifth, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish
• One Beer Check

Where:

Imperial Promenade Park
Imperial Promenade Dr, Spring, TX 77386
(Just West of Imperial Promenade Dr and Guadalupe River Dr Intersection)
30.13294301196969, -95.36697839655869
https://goo.gl/maps/bpkfZEcHojaKNCoP7

Hare:

Homoglobin!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Start at 2pm for the pack. I'll have it laid by 11 am.
One Beer Check.
It will be chilly in the am.
Usual other nonsense

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!  

Actually a warm hoody, it'll be a chilly one for once!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH#313 - Jan 22, 2022 - Katch-A-Twink

  

When:

Saturday, January 22nd  2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Bear Branch Dog Park

5200 Research Forest Dr, The Woodlands, TX, US, 77381
30.19240459091245, -95.49059112513416

https://goo.gl/maps/ZQhF8vKq2AqnNK8L6

Hares:

KatchUp & TwinkleToes

Sidenote:

For those of you jumping to conclusions the monkey was a menace to the village. We will be a menace on trail with our many falses and turkey/eagle splits and those random laid, true trails.

Bring:

WATER, Make sure its hot, seriously, it's cold!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #312 – Jan. 8, 2022: KatchUps burfday Shivering Balls Trail maybe, could be Sweating Balls Trail

 

BMH3 #312 – Jan. 8, 2022: KatchUps burfday Shivering Balls Trail maybe, could be Sweating Balls Trail

When:

Saturday, January 8th 2022
• Do it yourself trail - 10AM - 2PM
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Unmanned Beer Check stashed in the woods,maybe, if you're lucky

Where:

Burroughs Park 

9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jm9vLAwaKJEiTHd87

When you enter the park the first parking lot you see on your left is where start will be. 

Hares: KatchUp 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Whoop! Whoop! I have made it another year on this planet. Man, nothing like turning 31, a way cooler birthday than Dirty Thirty. Had to relocate my trail to Burroughs for reasons I can't explain. I have not scouted out a trail so be prepared for just about damn near anything on trail. Trail will be over 1 mile long this time around and possibly two beer checks if I can make something work. Keep tabs on the weather and plan accordingly. DOG FRIENDLY 

From Mismanagement:

If you didn't know there's currently a hash covid outbreak happening, multiple positives coming out of a hash event in the Houston area!  If you have been exposed, or aren't feeling 100%, please opt for the do it yourself trail option. We strongly recommend everyone TEST themselves before showing up with the main pack.

Bring:

WATER, either hot or cold, HYDRATE.

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

Well FUCK, Houston area Hash Covid outbreak, and cases are going up in general, looks like we're bringing back the Do it Yourself trail option!  If you've been exposed, or aren't feeling great, or have low risk tolerance, do it yourself!  We strongly recommend everyone test before coming to the main pack start.


•Do It Yourself option will be in effect, use it to avoid exposing others, or to avoid being exposed to others.
•Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-